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    I never liked this puke.

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    Oh pul-lease. I'm positive Demi is guilty of most, if not all, of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas View Post
    I disagree about the perfume. If you have to sniff like a hound to smell it, you ain't wearing enough!
    I know that I've made someone's day / completely freaked them out (but usually the first) when a woman has walked past me & I've complimented her on her perfume... yes, complete strangers too! (oh & I'm female). If you like the scent getting a whiff as someone passes by can be uplifting...


    However, this guy is a total twat, I wasn't keen before but no I know I'll never pay to see his stuff!
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    Generally, if you can smell strong perfume from someone walking by they're wearing way too much of it.. at most you should be able to barely smell it.. a come-hither scent...

    I prefer the ones you can't smell till you get up close and then it's like a sexy musk... grrrrrf
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    it depends on the scent..... Poison anyone?
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    all this from a dude whose best score was Britney Murphy until he married his Mommy?

    Ashtons list of what makes women unattractive
    - no plastic surgery scars.
    - no daughters around his age
    - no AARP card
    - no present ex hanging around to compare bedroom notes with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I know that I've made someone's day / completely freaked them out (but usually the first) when a woman has walked past me & I've complimented her on her perfume... yes, complete strangers too! (oh & I'm female). If you like the scent getting a whiff as someone passes by can be uplifting...


    However, this guy is a total twat, I wasn't keen before but no I know I'll never pay to see his stuff!
    I was seriously going to go see "What Happens In Vegas" this weekend but now I know I will be boycotting it on principle.

    Ashton knows all about bags: Birken, Prada, Douche.
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    Who cares what this asswipe thinks? He's no catch. He's a total douchebag, married to a woman made entirely of plasticine.

    I want to know what JOHN CUSACK thinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    I want to know what JOHN CUSACK thinks.
    Gawd, me too. I want to explore every nook and cranny of his beautiful.... mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I know that I've made someone's day / completely freaked them out (but usually the first) when a woman has walked past me & I've complimented her on her perfume... yes, complete strangers too! (oh & I'm female). If you like the scent getting a whiff as someone passes by can be uplifting...
    Unless you have horrible allergies. Even if I catch the tiniest whiff of cologne / perfume, it can set off my allergies instantly (some set me off more than others)
    In all honesty, I'd rather smell nasty BO than strong cologne or perfume on a bad allergy day.....which for me is March through October

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Unless you have horrible allergies. Even if I catch the tiniest whiff of cologne / perfume, it can set off my allergies instantly (some set me off more than others)
    In all honesty, I'd rather smell nasty BO than strong cologne or perfume on a bad allergy day.....which for me is March through October
    My sympathies. I once worked with an old biddy that had terrible allergies, everyone was banned from wearing perfume at work (fair enough) but one day I got hauled over the coals for wearing perfume when she could smell.... MY UNSCENTED DEODERANT (that's I'd bought specially & paid extra for!), was totally unimpressed with that one!


    Oh, and I still think that Ashton Kutcher is a jerk!
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    Those are brilliant gems, Kelso. Brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Gawd, me too. I want to explore every nook and cranny of his beautiful.... mind.
    Hells yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    it depends on the scent..... Poison anyone?

    I HATE that smell. I used to work in a small drug store in high school and a co-worker wore 1/2 the bottle every day and I could smell her across the store. That is the worst perfume ever made!!!!

    My favorite now is: LaVanilla - they sell it at Sephora and it has no chemicals.. Smells divine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    Ashton knows all about bags: Birken, Prada, Douche.
    Don't forget Demi!

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