Ashlee Simpson is pregnant (sigh)

[AgentOrange]

Is this more of the "dumb people breeding" that was mentioned on another thread??

[buttmunch]

I wonder how long before the kid goes under the knife so Ashley isn't reminded of what she really looks like.

[ingi]

Friday, April 18th 2008
Time Has Already Told Me You're A Dumbass




This whole "Is Asshole pregnant?" dramz is so disorganized. Niecy Nash and the "Clean House" team need to come in and fix this shit. It's a mess! One minute they aren't pregnant, then they are, then they aren't. Stick with one fucking story.
Asshole was on "Today" this morning and was asked about her possible emo baby in the oven. She answered, "Only time will tell. Rumors have been going on for about a year now. I am giving birth to my record... that's my baby."
Well, your baby should be dumped into the clearance bin immediately. I've heard it and it reeks. Hopefully, all the press on this no-talent ho still won't be enough to save her "baby" from being a total flop.
Here's Ass at a Conde Nasty (typo, but I'm keeping it) Traveler party last night. This bitch needs to learn how to keep people guessing about her pregnancy. She should have worn an empire waist dress and held her bump a lot. Do I have to teach this plastic bitch everything? Time Has Already Told Me You're A Dumbass | Dlisted

[southernbelle]

This is the same "maybe/maybe not" shit she did to drum up as much attention as possible after her nose job. I'm over it. When she stops getting attention from the speculation, she'll come out confirming the pregnancy and offering exclusive interviews about it to whichever magazine will bite.

[happy8]

I'm so sick of the media speculating on who's pregnant. Who cares!!!

[Bijoux]

Does anyone else think that People is getting...er....more trashy?! Its just like a tabloid now...especially the website.

[sweetness]

If the baby came out deformed wonder if Papa Joe would still want to sell the pictures?

[Beeyotch]

Does anyone else think that People is getting...er....more trashy?! Its just like a tabloid now...especially the website.

I think People will report anything a publicist tells them. And I do think that Ashlee's publicist was their source here, they wouldn't have printed it otherwise. Although now I'm not even sure that it's necessarily true just because a publicist secretly told People. I think they're definitely purposely not confirming/denying to fuel the speculation with the "is she/isn't she" because of her album that is about to be released.

She's gonna be awfully disappointed when she realizes nobody cares enough to buy her shitty album.

[mrs.v]

Publicity ploy for sure.No one's going to buy that crap album anyway

[potato_chips]

If the baby came out deformed wonder if Papa Joe would still want to sell the pictures?

He'll probably give it plastic surgery or if it's too far gone, he'll open up a freak circus and put it on tour. Jessica can be the bearded lady.

[sweetness]

^^ I wouldn't put it past the greedy old sleazebag.

[Blackberry]

Oh man, I didn't see that coming... .

I thought she's supposed to be a virgin untill marrige?