Baby Witch Hunt
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Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:
"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.
Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.
Baby Witch Hunt | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I love how Papa Joe preached the "virtues of abstinence" with Jessica, gave her a ring to remember her virginity, and made sure everyone knew it.
I guess he didn't care with Ashlee because she didn't have those big ol double D knockers.
Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock
That poor baby will be nothing but nose and chin.![]()
Wasn't there a time when young stars and singers were pressured to terminate pregnancies to save their "careers"? Clearly that day has passed. + is the new black.
Another Simpson? *yawn*
So there's no shotgun wedding?? Damn, I really wanted to use this:![]()
Hang on to that pic Olivia, you might just get your chance to use it after all. Even People magazine is confirming the pregnancy AND that the shotgun wedding is planned for May.
I was skeptical before, but now I completely believe it because People mag is basically a publicist mouthpiece, and I'll bet anything their "source" is Ashlee's pr person.
Source: Ashlee Simpson Pregnant, Planning Wedding for May
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.
Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a "witch hunt."
But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, "Some things you want to keep personal."
And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she's planning to have her wedding in May at a friend's house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.
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