Ashlee Simpson is pregnant (sigh)

**Bijoux** · April 14th, 2008, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by HWBL

Don't y'all get it? Kids are the new trendy accessory. Like chihuahuas and
other ratty little dogs were a while back.

Absolutely! I'd totally get a baby, but for some reason they don't come in blue or red.

**mrs.v** · April 14th, 2008, 04:08 PM

Baby Witch Hunt

Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:
"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.
Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.

Baby Witch Hunt | Dlisted

**DeadDwarf** · April 14th, 2008, 04:11 PM

^
I like the matching emo hair. lmfao

**january** · April 14th, 2008, 04:16 PM

I love how Papa Joe preached the "virtues of abstinence" with Jessica, gave her a ring to remember her virginity, and made sure everyone knew it.

I guess he didn't care with Ashlee because she didn't have those big ol double D knockers.

**sparkly** · April 14th, 2008, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Baby Witch Hunt

Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:
"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.
Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.

Baby Witch Hunt | Dlisted

Ashlee and Pete are in a gay relationship.

**sweetness** · April 14th, 2008, 04:25 PM

That poor baby will be nothing but nose and chin.

**Seapharris7** · April 14th, 2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by sweetness

That poor baby will be nothing but nose and chin.

^ That's ok, the baby will have the perfect parents to show him or her that PS and guyliner fix ALL....

**tulip** · April 14th, 2008, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants

Irony says the baby will have her old nose

That's exactly what I thought! Hope it has her real nose!

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · April 14th, 2008, 06:00 PM

Wasn't there a time when young stars and singers were pressured to terminate pregnancies to save their "careers"? Clearly that day has passed. + is the new black.

DitaPage* · April 14th, 2008, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

Ha, 'guyliner!'

I hope so, guyliner ROCKS!

I love 'guyliner!' It looks sexy on some men.

**AliceInWonderland** · April 14th, 2008, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by DeadDwarf

^
I like the matching emo hair. lmfao

they're fucking ugly aren't theY!?!@!!!

**RevellingInSane** · April 14th, 2008, 07:16 PM

Another Simpson? *yawn*

**MissVenus** · April 14th, 2008, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by january

I love how Papa Joe preached the "virtues of abstinence" with Jessica, gave her a ring to remember her virginity, and made sure everyone knew it.

I guess he didn't care with Ashlee because she didn't have those big ol double D knockers.

"Ashlee can do what she wants, just so long as nothing happens to my dear, sweet, precious, sensual, enticing, delectable Jessica" says Papa Joe.

**olivia720** · April 14th, 2008, 09:16 PM

So there's no shotgun wedding?? Damn, I really wanted to use this:

**Beeyotch** · April 17th, 2008, 02:38 AM

Hang on to that pic Olivia, you might just get your chance to use it after all. Even People magazine is confirming the pregnancy AND that the shotgun wedding is planned for May.

I was skeptical before, but now I completely believe it because People mag is basically a publicist mouthpiece, and I'll bet anything their "source" is Ashlee's pr person.

Source: Ashlee Simpson Pregnant, Planning Wedding for May

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.

Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a "witch hunt."

But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, "Some things you want to keep personal."

And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she's planning to have her wedding in May at a friend's house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.