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    Don't y'all get it? Kids are the new trendy accessory. Like chihuahuas and
    other ratty little dogs were a while back.
    Absolutely! I'd totally get a baby, but for some reason they don't come in blue or red.

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    Baby Witch Hunt




    Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:
    "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
    I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.
    Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.



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    ^
    I like the matching emo hair. lmfao

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    I love how Papa Joe preached the "virtues of abstinence" with Jessica, gave her a ring to remember her virginity, and made sure everyone knew it.

    I guess he didn't care with Ashlee because she didn't have those big ol double D knockers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Baby Witch Hunt




    Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:
    "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
    I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.
    Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.



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    Ashlee and Pete are in a gay relationship.
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    That poor baby will be nothing but nose and chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    That poor baby will be nothing but nose and chin.

    ^ That's ok, the baby will have the perfect parents to show him or her that PS and guyliner fix ALL....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Irony says the baby will have her old nose
    That's exactly what I thought! Hope it has her real nose!

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    Wasn't there a time when young stars and singers were pressured to terminate pregnancies to save their "careers"? Clearly that day has passed. + is the new black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Ha, 'guyliner!'

    I hope so, guyliner ROCKS!
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    I like the matching emo hair. lmfao
    they're fucking ugly aren't theY!?!@!!!

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    Another Simpson? *yawn*



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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    I love how Papa Joe preached the "virtues of abstinence" with Jessica, gave her a ring to remember her virginity, and made sure everyone knew it.

    I guess he didn't care with Ashlee because she didn't have those big ol double D knockers.
    "Ashlee can do what she wants, just so long as nothing happens to my dear, sweet, precious, sensual, enticing, delectable Jessica" says Papa Joe.
    vaya con dios

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    So there's no shotgun wedding?? Damn, I really wanted to use this:

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    Hang on to that pic Olivia, you might just get your chance to use it after all. Even People magazine is confirming the pregnancy AND that the shotgun wedding is planned for May.

    I was skeptical before, but now I completely believe it because People mag is basically a publicist mouthpiece, and I'll bet anything their "source" is Ashlee's pr person.

    Source: Ashlee Simpson Pregnant, Planning Wedding for May


    Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.

    Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a "witch hunt."

    But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, "Some things you want to keep personal."

    And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she's planning to have her wedding in May at a friend's house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.

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