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Thread: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant (sigh)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Is Papa Joe involved in this

    OMG that is the creepiest/pervy pic I've ever seen.
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    who cares.................


    celeb pregnancy is so 2007

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    Michael K's take...Monday, April 14th 2008
    They Had Sex?!




    UsWeekly claims Ashlee Simpson is knocked up! Their "source" confirms that she's expecting a baby with Pete Wentz. The two announced their engagement recently.
    You need to have sex in order to get pregnant! These two just lay in bed giggling and drawing black hearts on each other's thighs. They might get into heavy petting, but that's about it.
    If Ashlee is knocked up, she's going to give birth to black eyeliner. It will have its father's eyes and its mother's personality.
    You know that after Jessica Simpson heard this news, she started frantically poking holes in condoms and replacing her birth control pills with Tic-Tacs. Jessica will not be outdone! They Have Sex?! | Dlisted

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snore* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    And her kid will have her old nose
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    i dont even have a comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    And her kid will have her old nose
    Yep. I wonder if that's a big fear for a woman who gets a nose job?

    Looks at newborn baby. "My nose, that's my old nose!!!" Calls PS on speed dial.


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    As others have said, it may not be a very fortunate looking child. Eh, who cares. I never understood why celebrities being pregnant is a big deal. I just DO NOT get it. Baby Bump Watch? Who the fuck cares. People have babies everyday, and I know it's a huge and wonderful experience, but why should I care about what's going to fall out of some stranger's vagina? Seriously!

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    Young, Hollywood pregnancies are the new black!!!

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    i'm so sick of hearing these same dumb ass stories. chicks getting pregnant and then getting engaged. i guess morals don't exist anymore and everyone commends these idiots for it.sick of hearing the whole this is a different time too and being married first doesn't mean the child will be taken care of better. close your legs if you do not know what the hell a damn condom is or birth control pills. ugh

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    Obviously, Papa Joe encouraged her to get knocked up because he knows her lastest album sucks eggs.
    And if Pete's lawyer is sharp, he'll stop his client from marrying this girl until after the DNA test comes back confirming it's Wentz spawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by waikiki View Post
    She's not ready to have a baby... she's still into that childish period where she thinks that going under the knife, being skinny and wearing fake hair makes you the talented celebrity you should have become by working for real.
    uh, i think a lot of them never outgrow that period.
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    Um, I don't get why having a baby and not being married is wrong. I guess I'm just not a marriage fan. Eh.

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    Don't y'all get it? Kids are the new trendy accessory. Like chihuahuas and
    other ratty little dogs were a while back.
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    Well, it was hinted at on Pete's website.

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