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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    glad i'm not the only one.
    i don't know, it's just the sort of thing i associate with teen brides, girls that love heart-shaped jewelry, cheesy couples in matching tracksuits, and girls that have photographers take 'classy' pics of them in slutty poses which they then have framed and put all over their men's rooms/apartments.
    Thanks for the laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Promise rings are extremely cheesy. They're up there with we shall only have oral sex before marriage.
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    does anyone else find the concept of promise rings incredibly cheesy?
    They're the equivalent of agnotstic: get off the fence and make up your mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    glad i'm not the only one.
    i don't know, it's just the sort of thing i associate with teen brides, girls that love heart-shaped jewelry, cheesy couples in matching tracksuits, and girls that have photographers take 'classy' pics of them in slutty poses which they then have framed and put all over their men's rooms/apartments.
    Don't forget, they also:
    dot their i's with hearts
    own every Disney movie (tho they have no kids)
    have decorated their bathrooms with Mickey Mouse Paraphenalia
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Don't forget, they also:
    dot their i's with hearts
    own every Disney movie (tho they have no kids)
    have decorated their bathrooms with Mickey Mouse Paraphenalia
    If we all have our own personal hell, mine is going to be me in a Disney theme park for all eternity



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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    They're the equivalent of agnotstic: get off the fence and make up your mind.
    Exactly. Unless you're in middle school, a promise ring is nothing but a cop out that's saying, "I think I want to marry you, so let me give you this ring to hold you here for a couple more years, while I look around and see if I can't trade up before I decide to hitch myself to you permanently."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    I don't get promise rings either, I mean what exactly are you promising?
    I hearby promise to pretend I want to marry you.

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    I guess they can graduate to anal sex now that's he's promised to mull over marrying her.
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