Ariana Grande: I wear ‘more fake hair than every drag queen combined’

**blah_blah_blah** · September 8th, 2014, 06:43 PM

Her song problem comes on the radio and I swear, it's like she's garbling. I don't understand any of what she sings.

**Kathie_Moffett** · September 8th, 2014, 06:51 PM

"While we do agree that children are innocent and should be left out of the conversation, Perez probably should have taken the high road on this one. The internet is full of trolls, and if you feed them they just keep coming back for more. It makes sense that Ariana wouldn’t want to give their (or Perez’s actions) any attention."

Perez IS an internet troll. I wish everyone would ignore him. He'd wither up and die. I pity his poor child. Who is the asshole who let Perez have an innocent baby? Ugh.

**panic** · September 8th, 2014, 07:05 PM

Perez is so ugly.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · September 8th, 2014, 08:13 PM

I can't wait to see her eyebrows arched.

**Beeyotch** · September 8th, 2014, 08:16 PM

She's a shitty singer. Hearing her strain in that song hurts *my* voice.

**deenz** · September 8th, 2014, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

Idris Elba can judge me all he wants. You, on the other hand, are not allowed to side-eye me for a comment I made 6 months ago.

**greysfang** · September 8th, 2014, 11:30 PM

Yeah I am. According to certain people #twilight is forever #robstenunbroken

**deenz** · September 8th, 2014, 11:33 PM

Certain people need to be sterilized. Can't have any of that spreading..

**arie_skop** · September 9th, 2014, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by blah_blah_blah

Her song problem comes on the radio and I swear, it's like she's garbling. I don't understand any of what she sings.

She was on X factor (aust version) last night as a special guest, and I didn't understand a word she sang. And, she needs to stop dancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbamFPxKRRg

**arie_skop** · September 9th, 2014, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Lol why is Mariah Carey an off-limits topic of conversation, what's she got to do with Moomoo?

apparently she's been compared to Mariah carey lol

**MohandasKGanja** · September 9th, 2014, 08:22 AM

I was reading about this last night. Supposedly, Grande has a four-octave range, and Carey has a five-octave range. Carey refuses (rightly, in my opinion) to acknowledge Grande, which is probably one of the reasons why Grande doesn't want the topic to come up.

Despite having a four-octave range, Grande has some of the worse enunciation I've ever heard. Garbled and something going on in her nasal cavity that almost sounds like a speech impediment. Carey's enunciation at every range is meticulous by comparison.

**Slushie** · September 9th, 2014, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by arie_skop

She was on X factor (aust version) last night as a special guest, and I didn't understand a word she sang. And, she needs to stop dancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbamFPxKRRg

Her pre-teen prostitute act is so grating.

**dksnj** · September 9th, 2014, 10:04 AM

I Googled Ariana Grande right side...that's how bored I am. This came up:

On top of a list of topics the 21-year-old refused to discuss during interviews, photographers were also told that she was only to be photographed from the left side of her face. It has long been known that Grande prefers her left side, which features a trademark dimple.

**snoopqueen** · September 9th, 2014, 12:40 PM

Seriously, who is this chick? I see her name everywhere, don't know her and I'm sick of her already.

Originally Posted by Slushie

Her pre-teen prostitute act is so grating.

After some preliminary research on youtube, I know I'm not missing any new real talent. I think one of the posters there summed things up nicely.

Whats the diffrence between this and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

**deenz** · September 9th, 2014, 12:50 PM

Want to really hate her? YouTube her as Cat on Sam & Cat (a Nickelodeon show) and then tell me that voice isn't annoying... I want to break the TV anytime my spawn is watching it.