Another photo opp for KatE Holmes & Tiny Tom Cruise

[Folieadeux]

Isabella looks kind of sad. Though admittedly, it's hard to tell given that these photos were probably taken within seconds of each other.

[A*O]

I think Katie's wearing her Xenu Spawn First Trimester Cushion. The older kids look totally miserable and excluded from the 'happy family'. And why is a, ahem, "2yr old" still using a bottle?

[Honey]

Hilarious

[msdeb]

here i go again, in the minority

i think Katie's hair looks cute. i also would look bored at a soccer game. i watched that Galaxy / New York game on it, just to see David Beckham, and lasted 15 minutes. its just boring. and i'm a soccer fan. BUT i do wish they'd get that bottle away from Suri. please!

[cheray]

Tom pick out that dress for her or what? You know his taste sucks.

He probably picks out Suris dresses too. Tries Katies on just to see if they suit him......does a little twirl...kisses self in mirror.

[Corsair]

Bella and Connor's body language makes me sad. Could have just been the timing, but they don't look happy to be there and both are turned away from the cupcake lady, midget and baby.

[mrs.v]

Yesterday, I posted these pictures of Tommy Girl and his robot bride at David Beckham's game the other day. Immediately, whores starting e-mailing me this picture of Katie with a little bump. Tommy Girl's beady eyes have me locked, so I barely even notice the bump. I held up my standard sized bed pillow up to the bump to compare. It looks like Katie is using a small sofa throw pillow for her bump.
Seriously, Tommy is giving me the shakes. I should put a black bar over his eyes.
I've posed some other pictures below of Katie's "bump." I don't know if she's knocked up, but I do know that she's wearing a shitty ass dress! Did Tommy Girl steal that from the "9 to 5" costume closet?!
In other TG news, he has been urged to seek medical attention, because he's nuts. No, because he might have been exposed to asbestos. Asbestos was found on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. Tommy recently spent some time on the ship for meetings. A little thing like asbestos can't keep Tommy Girl down! He's immortal. Barley water makes you a God or something.

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[aabbcc]

Gawd, she looks awful. What is up with the hideous haircuts? She gets fuglier with each passing day.

[Sweetie]

Suri is just too adorable.

[GaPeach]

^^ According to a baffling report from Defamer, L. Ron Hubbard ordered Scientologist moms to feed their children a mixture of barley water, homogenized milk, and lots of honey -- a recipe he obtained during time travel to ancient Rome. One issue, though, is that the kiddie cocktail can be toxic - from defamer

[Trixie]

I don't really think she looks pregnant..more like a combination of bad posture and the way the belt cinches the fabric of her dress.

She sure as hell looks older than 30 though.

[aabbcc]

Honey is not supposed to be given to babies under a year old because there is a risk of infant botulism.

Breastfeed or use a good commercial formula. Why risk malnourishing a little baby and possibly setting him/her up for a plethora of health problems down the road? Don't these mothers have any fucking brains?

[GaPeach]

^^ yep says so right on the side of the container "do not give to children under the age of 6" But children of Xenu have special agents in their body that protects them or maybe not..... I wonder how many of their children have health issues?

[Pippin]

Katie should stay away from Posh...bump or not, she's getting awfully skinny and it really ages her.

[lurkur]

Too bad they can't get the same father a second time around.

Was Josh Harnett out shooting a movie or something??