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Thread: Angelina Jolie's quest to be the best at the Oscars

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    i imagine it would be hard for any stylist to make that body look good. even the butt pads she wears of recent aren't doing it.

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    *sniffs* ah, there's nothing like the smell of desperation in the morning...
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    I bet she's got adopted child #4,726,928 all ready to debut to the rags when she doesn't win.

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    Well she has to do SOMETHING to counter the undoubted debut of Maniston's 'engagement' funyon she'll have on her nicotine stained finger.
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    She will look like a preying mantis as always. I have to agree I call BS. "I have to be the best and all eyes on me." Sounds like a high schooler wrote it.
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    mmmmm funyons!
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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    who is her stylist, anyway? have never heard anyone take credit for her wardrobe.
    No stylist wants to commit career suicide that badly, I don't suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    ^^^ thanks for the info.

    angenlina is typically so poorly dressed that i expected someone to say that she doesn't use a stylist.
    yes I think I saw her begging for alms in front of Harry Winstons yesterday.. alas poor woman.

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    It seem slike Angie never wears any bling bling necklaces but maybe she can have one made that says, Brad Doesn't Pee On Me.

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    ...this is a bomb threat....because if Angie Baby is gonna be the best there....everyone else will have to die first....

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    i'll be watching i bet Chiniston will be in a short dress to show off her legs, but it'll be black or grey and Jolie will be boring as usual too

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    i'll be watching i bet Chiniston will be in a short dress to show off her legs, but it'll be black or grey and Jolie will be boring as usual too
    Jen's hair will be down and Ange will have her dress on backwards.

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    I'll predict Ang will look like someone's Memaw and Brad will be drunk and high. I also predict Mayer will make a complete ass of himself, and a few days later, Jen will throw his ass to the curb.

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    ^ agree w/ both of you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Jen will throw his ass to the curb.
    . . . on Oprah's Oscar show.

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