Angelina Jolie's funeral director dreams

[sparkly]

How the hell does someone find a hit man? It's not like you can look them up in the phone book. I think she's full of bullshit, and just says things to make people think she's cool. This woman frenches her brother, so she's probably not playing with a full deck anyway.

[MsDark]

Talk about nostalgia. Gawd, how I miss this Angelina.

[sparkly]

^I bet she'll be back.

[MsDark]

I dunno....not unless she can escape from the Wonderbread twist-ties that Bradski has her tethered down with after the oxytocin from carrying his babies wears off.

[sparkly]

^I think she'll snap and run away when she's had enough of pretending to be normal. She already looks bored to tears with him.

[GaPeach]

How the hell does someone find a hit man? .

In the yellow pages under pest control...

[sweetness]

^I think she'll snap and run away when she's had enough of pretending to be normal.

It's possible.... the pregnancy hormones could send her back to crazy again.

[Bijoux]

Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie and I'll say anything that will get me a blurb in the press to make people think I'm unconventional and naughty.....see how wild I am?

Oh, you are a wild veiny vixen!