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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    And Jenni's sandy vagina is just incapable of producing kids that haven't been skinned alive on the way out, stung by the bitter, rancid, gritty juices of FAILURE
    angelina's babies don't come out that way either... hmmmm
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    Saint Angie just snaps her fingers and the babies just shoot right out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    And Jenni's sandy vagina is just incapable of producing kids that haven't been skinned alive on the way out, stung by the bitter, rancid, gritty juices of FAILURE
    Is this some kind of uber Don Rickles schtick, or do you really hate her that much? Just asking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Saint Angie just snaps her fingers and the babies just shoot right out.
    please! if they came that way, it'd be like falling down a laundry chute!
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    That's the real question isn't it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    And Jenni's sandy vagina is just incapable of producing kids that haven't been skinned alive on the way out, stung by the bitter, rancid, gritty juices of FAILURE
    Have I told you lately that I love you, Grim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Saint Angie just snaps her fingers and the babies just shoot right out.

    Good thing baby's have an umbellical chord. They have a way to bungee back up, should they accidentally shoot out the window.

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    ^^ Silly, Angie's babies wouldn't dare shoot out a window!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    LOL! Hard to believe!!!

    ETA: I did a little googling recently on her mum & dad and it appears to me that it's her dad that did the charity work, her mum that had a couple of relationships that AJ never talks about and indeed dismissed as "I never really had a father" - a bit of a kick in the teeth for the step-dad she had for 12 years; plus if JV was such a crap dad not giving them stuff, how come he co-signed for a condo with James "f-me I'm your brother" Haven in the 90's??? The more I read, the more she seems to be living in lala-land.

    I'm not saying that JV was perfect, but the vision of perfection that she paints as her mum isn't the whole truth either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    You know who's kids we'll never read about? Maniston's!

    HAH!


    *runs off giggling*
    So women are defined by their ability to make babies. Wow, haven't we evolved since the sixties?

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    **** I thought that was James "Fuck me I'm your brother" Haven holding the baby jesus for a moment.....

    Quote Originally Posted by viggofan View Post
    wow I didn't know that stuff!
    Viggo - neither did I, hence the googling...

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