Angelina Jolie reacts to Oscar nomination...

**MrsDark** · January 22nd, 2009, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl

Translation:

Working on old man Clint Eastwood's limp noodle for hours a day gave me lockjaw to last a lifetime. To recieve a nomination from the Academy is my just desserts and had you bitches failed to recognize I'd have unleashed my child army on your asses. Those other hacks nominated with me deserve to sit at the Oscars and watch me win. If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy. Now someone call Jen Aniston and laugh into the phone!

It'd be a dream come true if she actually said something like this...

**CornFlakegrl** · January 22nd, 2009, 12:28 PM

^^ Wouldn't it?

Me, too.

**Bellatheball** · January 22nd, 2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

You just know she Brad took a roll in the hay this morning after being nominated.

Was she the hay?

**witchcurlgirl** · January 22nd, 2009, 12:56 PM

Angelina Jolie overreacts to Oscar nomination...

**Bellatheball** · January 22nd, 2009, 12:58 PM

^^ Best evar!

**sparkly** · January 22nd, 2009, 01:00 PM

[quote=CornFlakegrl;1567408]

Originally Posted by penname

"Working with Clint Eastwood was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime. To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation. It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition." - Angelina Jolie, best-actress nominee for "Changeling."

Translation:

Working on old man Clint Eastwood's limp noodle for hours a day gave me lockjaw to last a lifetime. To recieve a nomination from the Academy is my just desserts and had you bitches failed to recognize I'd have unleashed my child army on your asses. Those other hacks nominated with me deserve to sit at the Oscars and watch me win. If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy. Now someone call Jen Aniston and laugh into the phone!

You are too much!!!

I especially like the part about the child army. How sad but true.

**cmmdee** · January 22nd, 2009, 01:11 PM

Angie sounds very Tom Cruise-like in that statement.

Amazing!

**GaPeach** · January 22nd, 2009, 01:16 PM

She was breast feeding and changing diapers, her agent gave the press release.

Ah tis a great time to be a Brangeloonie... "just wonderful to be nominated - both of them" yep.

**CornFlakegrl** · January 22nd, 2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by GaPeach

She was breast feeding and changing diapers, her agent gave the press release.

Ah tis a great time to be a Brangeloonie... "just wonderful to be nominated - both of them" yep.

They're going to revoke your Brangaloon membership (and make you return the MAMS ceiling poster, the Angelina Jolie temp tattoo kit, and the commemorative Baby Shiloh Real Doll) for suggesting AJ couldn't feed, diaper and talk at the same time.

**Sasha** · January 22nd, 2009, 02:35 PM

I thought she said she quit breastfeeding the twins at 3 months?

**Sweetie** · January 22nd, 2009, 02:39 PM

^ She didn't say it, a source said it.

**sluce** · January 22nd, 2009, 02:48 PM

Ah Cornflake - not just for breakfast anymore! You are making me smile all day.

**CornFlakegrl** · January 22nd, 2009, 03:01 PM

Just returning the favor.

Cheers!

**Laxmobster** · January 22nd, 2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl

They're going to revoke your Brangaloon membership (and make you return the MAMS ceiling poster, the Angelina Jolie temp tattoo kit, and the commemorative Baby Shiloh Real Doll) for suggesting AJ couldn't feed, diaper and talk at the same time.

Ok that was awesome!

**Deutsche** · January 22nd, 2009, 03:40 PM

According to that poster, who was at the premiere of BB in Paris tonight,

I heard a reporter ask her what she had to say about her oscar nomination and she answered that she didn't know because she had not got the time to think about it...yes right

source,

Female First Forum • View topic - I was at the Premiere in Paris