Angelina Jolie and live-in eunuch to throw swanky soiree for french neighbors

[AliceInWonderland]

if she ever came near mr. depp i'd personally hand her ugly boney ass to her on a platter!


P.S. i saw her butt in Wanted and it left much to be desired. brad, you have bad taste in women.

[GaPeach]

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

I think Ang is after Johnny now!!!!

hey they reported the same thing after Shiloh was born - blah blah Brad storms out.

Poor Jen a blurb again.......

the trio aka the Bermuda triangle, where normally sane people gather together to argue over people they don't even know.

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by GaPeach

hey they reported the same thing after Shiloh was born - blah blah Brad storms out.

Poor Jen a blurb again.......

the trio aka the Bermuda triangle, where normally sane people gather together to argue over people they don't even know.

Seriously though... how funny would it be if Brad left Ang and ran back to Jen... and she took him back! JustJared would implode, and some strange shit would happen on GR, that's for sure!

[Beeyotch]

In Touch is sooo dramatic!

I at the Jen's Alone Again blurb in the corner. Although it should read: Jenni's A lone Again.

[AliceInWonderland]

brad pitt is a dumb bitch.

that is all, im out....

and they need to stop with the kids already! damn!!!!

[Sasha]

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

Seriously though... how funny would it be if Brad left Ang and ran back to Jen... and she took him back! JustJared would implode, and some strange shit would happen on GR, that's for sure!

Not going to happen. AJ would never allow it. She would pull out her knife collection, kill him and feed him to the starving orphans first.

[Charlieboy]

Maybe the locals can give Angie a history lesson and explain the difference between French Canadian and French from France.

She had the babies in France to honor her mother who was part French Canadian. But I guess France is a lot more glamorous than Canada.

[GaPeach]

Originally Posted by Sasha

Not going to happen. AJ would never allow it. She would pull out her knife collection, kill him and feed him to the starving orphans first.

as she should.

Angelinas front page, Jennifer is just a blurb.

seriously as I can be over people I don't know - Pitt will never leave her b/c of the kids and because she will hunt him down and gut him like a tuna... again as she should.

Jennifers problem is she doesn't know how to keep a man, a real woman knows you show them your gun collection, your blades and your competition bow - that m.f'er ain't going no where.

[penname]

Originally Posted by GaPeach

Pitt will never leave her b/c of the kids and because she will hunt him down and gut him like a tuna...

Jennifers problem is she doesn't know how to keep a man, a real woman knows you show them your gun collection, your blades and your competition bow - that m.f'er ain't going no where.

Peach, you have such a way with words!

[Novice]

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

Seriously though... how funny would it be if Brad left Ang and ran back to Jen... and she took him back! JustJared would implode, and some strange shit would happen on GR, that's for sure!

Warn me when it happens because that's the weekend I'm buying a lottery ticket!

Originally Posted by Charlieboy

Maybe the locals can give Angie a history lesson and explain the difference between French Canadian and French from France.

She had the babies in France to honor her mother who was part French Canadian. But I guess France is a lot more glamorous than Canada.

Well, I thought that her mum was distantly related French Canadian, so maybe it's as many generations removed to the french (if you understand what I mean?)

[Novice]

Nope, it happens in the washer too. We don't have a dryer and I keep loosing them, plus the underwire in bras.....

[Sasha]

Originally Posted by aabbcc

I highly doubt she wants the loser back.

I really don't know why people think this stupid doofus is such a catch. He's not.

In my opinion he was a catch until Angie got a hold of him. Now he just seems like such a pathetic, pussy-whipped loser. Like those old men in stores standing around holding their wives' purses while she spends his beer money. Only Angie's purse has his balls in it and costs more than she allows him to spend on his entire wardrobe.

[GaPeach]

Originally Posted by aabbcc

I highly doubt she wants the loser back.

I really don't know why people think this stupid doofus is such a catch. He's not.

well if I line up Jenni's resume I'd say Brads the best she's done so far.

I like Brad.. with Angelina. I like Russell Crowe with me

[Novice]

Originally Posted by GaPeach

well if I line up Jenni's resume I'd say Brads the best she's done so far.

I like Brad.. with Angelina. I like Russell Crowe with me

and this isn't a boast...but...my Mr look earily like Russell Crow.... on his fat days! (poor Mr Novice! Not that I'd swap him for anything!).

I'd go for BBT but I don't know if I could handle his OCDness....

[Bellatheball]

AJ's mom is from Chicago. Chicago. Not Quebec. Not France. Chicago. Did you hear me Angie? Chicago.