The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us"... and I'll look down and whisper "No".
They should all get together for a big family dinner and duke it out right before the turkey is brought to the table ... because you know Thanksgiving isn't complete until there's a big fight and someone [in this case, Brad] leaves crying.
This story is probably bullshit. I highly doubt that Brad's mom would invite an ex (Jen) to Thankgiving dinner. Brad's mom seems more like a traditionalist and is the matriarch to the family. I am sure that Angelina doesn't respect this and there is constant conflict between Angelina and Brad's mom. Everything has to be centered around Angelina and her needs and she could never succumb to the wishes of Brad or his mom. I would not be surprised if the Jolie-Pitts don't show up at all for Thanksgiving at Brad's parents house.