July 1st, 2008, 02:20 PM
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Do I hear the Herald Angels singing?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
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July 1st, 2008, 02:32 PM
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Penske material!
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This one from JJ cracked me up!
She should never smile like that, her teeth are too bucked, she really needs to see a good dentist.
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ROTFLMAO. You poor dumb ho. Angie’s teeth are perfect. She had braces as a kid, dipshit. Her teeth are not “bucked”. And that’s not even the correct condition for what you’re insinuating anyway. The word you want is “overbite”. Buck teeth are like a beaver - they jut forward and stick out of the mouth even when it’s closed.
Ain’t it sad when we have to help the trolls with their insults? They’re taking stupid to a new low
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July 1st, 2008, 02:34 PM
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reading justjared message boards, is like reading the pageant thread here lol
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July 1st, 2008, 02:42 PM
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Is anyone monitoring JJ.com???? Should be some great stuff right about now.
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July 1st, 2008, 02:57 PM
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from jj 
THIS STORY IS NOW CREDIBLE AS CNN IS ALSO REPORTING THE EXACT SAME THING.
NOT THAT I TURST CNN BUT FOR NOW IT WILL DO.
GOD BLESS YOU ANGIE FOR MAKING BRADS DREAM COME TRUE.
STAY SAFE AND HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE DELIVERY.
WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:04 PM
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^^Haha josiekat, your sig line is the perfect response to that inane, illiterate comment.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by josiekat
from jj
THIS STORY IS NOW CREDIBLE AS CNN IS ALSO REPORTING THE EXACT SAME THING.
NOT THAT I TURST CNN BUT FOR NOW IT WILL DO.
GOD BLESS YOU ANGIE FOR MAKING BRADS DREAM COME TRUE.
STAY SAFE AND HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE DELIVERY.
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man, oh man - yeah, that's what god's plan for aj was. make brad's dreams come true. I bet the person who wrote that shit would eat jolie-pitt turd ...
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July 1st, 2008, 03:14 PM
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i'm all atwitter!
 
 
PARIS, France (AP) -- Angelina Jolie has gone into a hospital in the south of France where she expects to give birth to twins.
 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been living in France for months.
Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress' admittance to the hospital's maternity wing had been planned for some time.
Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under surveillance and not to give birth immediately.
Bauer would not say when Jolie was admitted.
cnn.com
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July 1st, 2008, 03:17 PM
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"OMG, they already have it on the actual radio news now. She is doing good…just resting…no babies yet."
wait....here the response to the post above.....
"please, I don’t have sound in this computer I’m using…can you please transcribe? What are they saying?"
I am officially addicted to JJ fantards!
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July 1st, 2008, 03:17 PM
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Let's hope that none of the kids sperminated by Dumb-Dumb have his IQ. Of course, their mother isn't that smart either, so I guess they're screwed either way.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:22 PM
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These JJ quotes are so funny. I think I'm gonna have to sign up and cause some shit over there!!!
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July 1st, 2008, 03:34 PM
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Whoopidy-doo. Why do the fantards act like she is giving birth to the second coming? I don't get the obsession with mangie. 
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July 1st, 2008, 03:41 PM
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Whoopidy-doo. Why do the fantards act like she is giving birth to the second coming? I don't get the obsession with mangie. |
Neither do we. Personally, I'm waiting for her to rewrite the Bible.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:43 PM
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Yeah, I'm not feeling this one. I got the anticipation of Shiloh, but this birth doesn't have the same (cough) thrill, if you will. It reads the same to me as a celebrity buying two new handbags.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:48 PM
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Gems from JJ!
So today happens to be the day Angie goes into hospital. And yet, here come the insane harpies, flying out of their batcaves and dungeons and basements, screaming and foul-mouthed onto Justjared to pollute the place with their filth.
Clean up on aisle 9, JJ!! LOL
I’m glad she’s resting and in the hospital–Hopefully, all will go well for these precious new ones. Let’s pray they “cook” as long is necessary!
#222: Yeah, PT and wouldn’t it just blow the hateratis mind more if she named her kids Liberty Philadelphia and Jefferson Lincoln or something? She really should give them patriotic names just to emphasize the date. Maybe Independence Day and Old Glory?
Someone please, please, please put SomeChickenSh*t out of her misery. Woman is seriously disturb.
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There was a bullet in Wanted with her name on it, but even the bullet didn’t want to touch her sk a nk ass.
I can’t wait to see what they are. Hey guli, Angie heard your request. Maybe they will get her before you leave.  You darn well Brad is going to park his butt beside that bed. And will have a bodyguard outside the door. This man is going to do all he can to protect his babies’ mama. I am happy for them and pray a safe and healthy delivery. Peace
I knew you freaks in here would be creaming your panties. Get a life.
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