Angelina Jolie in French hospital for birth of twins

[msdeb]

Originally Posted by josiekat

I wonder if smoke is being released from the Vatican yet?

[Sweetie]

^ Josie, every time I see a post with your name I can't help but think of the cat on Meet the Parents.....Jinxy cat.
haha

[josiekat]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

^ Josie, every time I see a post with your name I can't help but think of the cat on Meet the Parents.....Jinxy cat.
haha

[Sweetie]

That's you!

[josiekat]

Sorry, didn't mean to take away from the blessed event *bowing to MAMS poster as we speak*


Poussez Ange! Poussez

[sparkly]

Congrats to them, I hope the babies are healthy.

I hope they don't give them faux designer baby names.

[Sojiita]

Thanks be to God and the Virgin Mary!!! More holy spawn!!! *genuflects*

[Rica]

^ how did you guess the names of her spawn??

[Grimmlok]

has she vomited them from her crotch yet?

[josiekat]

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins? Tue, 01 July 2008



French media is reporting that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins at a hospital in France on Tuesday morning, July 1.
The French edition of Closer magazine is reporting that the 33-year-old actress started going into labor yesterday evening.
Jolie’s action-packed thriller Wanted opened big this past weekend, raking in a whopping $50.9 million at the box office.
Congratulations to the entire Jolie-Pitt clan if it’s true!
UPDATE: Angie is just under observation at Lanval hospital in Nice. She was admitted Sunday afternoon and should remain there until she gives birth to her twins in the next few days.
From justjared

I keep trying to tell everyone to wait for the smoke from the Vatican but will they believe me and to pass the time away fantard comments....


"Yeah! Congratulations to Brad and Angie and Welcome to the babies!!!
We wish you all love and light. "

"I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS.
AM SO SO HAPPY FOR THIS FAMILY."

"Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So happy for her and Brad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babies are a blessing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Jared for that awesome news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

[Belinda]

the tards at JJ are probably having multiple orgasms at the news

[Sojiita]

I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS

Oh for fuck's sake..

[Novice]

Originally Posted by msdebagain

from Dlisted.
Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?


No, it's wasn't Greasy Bear farting. It was Saint Angelina's precious angels entering the mortal world out of her holy vagina. Well, maybe. Yes, we're doing this shit again. Closer Magazine in France reports that St. Angie went into labor Tuesday Monday night and popped out the twin chosen ones this morning. This has not been confirmed and I called Maddox for the juice, but the line was busy. He's on the other line with Jenny Aniston and singing to her, "My mommy has 6 babies and you have 0. Mommy - 6. You - 0. Mommy wins! Ehehehehehe!" That's how Maddox laughs. Ehehehehehehe!

When??? Today is tuesday in Europe....

Originally Posted by josiekat

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins? Tue, 01 July 2008



French media is reporting that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins at a hospital in France on Tuesday morning, July 1.
The French edition of Closer magazine is reporting that the 33-year-old actress started going into labor yesterday evening.
Jolie’s action-packed thriller Wanted opened big this past weekend, raking in a whopping $50.9 million at the box office.
Congratulations to the entire Jolie-Pitt clan if it’s true!
UPDATE: Angie is just under observation at Lanval hospital in Nice. She was admitted Sunday afternoon and should remain there until she gives birth to her twins in the next few days.
From justjared

I keep trying to tell everyone to wait for the smoke from the Vatican but will they believe me and to pass the time away fantard comments....


"Yeah! Congratulations to Brad and Angie and Welcome to the babies!!!
We wish you all love and light. "

"I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS.
AM SO SO HAPPY FOR THIS FAMILY."

"Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So happy for her and Brad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babies are a blessing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Jared for that awesome news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

FFS - are there enough !!!s there? F**king nutcase!!!

[Folieadeux]

"I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS.
AM SO SO HAPPY FOR THIS FAMILY."

LOL

These comments (especially when they're in caps) make me laugh out loud.

I mean, get a life.

[sluce]

"I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS.
AM SO SO HAPPY FOR THIS FAMILY."

LMFAO off!! OMG - it's the same day that I had a bowl movement. I will never forget that I shared in this special day as it is celebrated for years to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11