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Thread: Angelina Jolie collapses on Iraq flight

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    Nosebleeds and leg cramps?......cocaine......

    I need to see proof that Vaginalina could have swollen ankles.....praying-mantis-stick-legs.....

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    ^^ Maybe she was just wearing pantyhose and farted?

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    ^^nah, ya gotta eat to make farts.....and have sex to make babies.....she's "not into that".....

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    I feel utterly no compassion for her, that's very odd for me. I just think everything about her is done "for show"

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    they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.
    My brother flies C130s for the airforce. They are given special MREs to eat that are low in gas producing foods. After millions in studies, they found that if the flight crew has too much gas released into their flight suits it diminishes the flame retardant in the fabric. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    My brother flies C130s for the airforce. They are given special MREs to eat that are low in gas producing foods. After millions in studies, they found that if the flight crew has too much gas released into their flight suits it diminishes the flame retardant in the fabric. LOL
    OMG lol
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    ...how many poor guys burnt their asses before someone figured THAT out!........

    hmmm....test results show that only the ass-end has burning..... ...probably took millions...and a third-grade boy would have figured it out in under 10 seconds....

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    they were probably lighting farts...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    they were probably lighting farts...
    You are probably 100% correct!

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    BS!

    But I wish the bitches veins would just finally burst anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    I feel utterly no compassion for her, that's very odd for me. I just think everything about her is done "for show"
    Same. And I can admit that I have little bit of compassion for even Brit (note: just a tiny bit, I'm starting to like the crazy really).

    None whatsoever for Jolie.

    Attention whoring, man stealing brotha fuxor.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Attention whoring, man stealing brotha fuxor.
    Ugly, you forgot ugly....

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.
    I saw the plate, I saw the food, I didn't see her eat anything... (bu then I didn't watch any kind of video, either).
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    Eat. A. Damn. Cheeseburger (or 10).

    She can no has cheezburger. Srsly. She r saint.

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