Angelina Jolie collapses on Iraq flight

**cynic** · February 21st, 2008, 02:27 PM

Nosebleeds and leg cramps?......cocaine......

I need to see proof that Vaginalina could have swollen ankles.....praying-mantis-stick-legs.....

**sluce** · February 21st, 2008, 02:29 PM

^^ Maybe she was just wearing pantyhose and farted?

**cynic** · February 21st, 2008, 02:33 PM

^^nah, ya gotta eat to make farts.....and have sex to make babies.....she's "not into that".....

**Palermo** · February 21st, 2008, 02:36 PM

I feel utterly no compassion for her, that's very odd for me. I just think everything about her is done "for show"

**msdeb** · February 21st, 2008, 02:56 PM

they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.

**sluce** · February 21st, 2008, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by msdebagain

they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.

My brother flies C130s for the airforce. They are given special MREs to eat that are low in gas producing foods. After millions in studies, they found that if the flight crew has too much gas released into their flight suits it diminishes the flame retardant in the fabric. LOL

**msdeb** · February 21st, 2008, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

My brother flies C130s for the airforce. They are given special MREs to eat that are low in gas producing foods. After millions in studies, they found that if the flight crew has too much gas released into their flight suits it diminishes the flame retardant in the fabric. LOL

OMG lol

**cynic** · February 21st, 2008, 03:24 PM

...how many poor guys burnt their asses before someone figured THAT out!........

hmmm....test results show that only the ass-end has burning.....

...probably took millions...and a third-grade boy would have figured it out in under 10 seconds....

**Mel1973** · February 21st, 2008, 03:33 PM

they were probably lighting farts...

**sluce** · February 21st, 2008, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

they were probably lighting farts...

You are probably 100% correct!

**Bijoux** · February 21st, 2008, 04:28 PM

BS!

But I wish the bitches veins would just finally burst anyway.

**moomies** · February 21st, 2008, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Palermo

I feel utterly no compassion for her, that's very odd for me. I just think everything about her is done "for show"

Same. And I can admit that I have little bit of compassion for even Brit (note: just a tiny bit, I'm starting to like the crazy

really).

None whatsoever for Jolie.

Attention whoring, man stealing brotha fuxor.

**cynic** · February 21st, 2008, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by moomies

Attention whoring, man stealing brotha fuxor.

Ugly, you forgot ugly....

**Novice** · February 21st, 2008, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by msdebagain

they showed her eating with the soldiers over in Iraq. Maybe she is finding out what the soldiers have to eat over there isnt really that good for you.

I saw the plate, I saw the food, I didn't see her eat anything... (bu then I didn't watch any kind of video, either).