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Thread: Angelina Jolie buys Maddox "penis" gum

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    Why do celebs alway carry around their kids when they are big enough to walk on their own? She shouldn't be surprised if her uterus falls.

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    ^Probably a protection thing; to shield them from the cameras.

    Who comes up with penis gum, haha.

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    ^I notice she carries the her boys around, but I hardly ever see her carrying her "blob." I bet she already hates carrying around the one in her belly.

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    What the frick....

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    Does anyone really believe this story? Actually who cares, I don't know why I'm bothering to reply in this topic! lol. But I've bought penis shaped sweets before for a joke, but I'd feel a bit weird giving them to a kid.

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    Is it made from real penises?!
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    So the gum just says "I love my penis" or is it shaped like one. Because I don't think you should be teaching your son to suck dick. If it comes naturally, fine but really!

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    Big deal. The kid is what? 6 or 7? He can read. He probably saw it, giggled his little ass off, and mom thought it was funny too and bought it for him. it says I "heart" MY penis. Not I love cock (in general).

    What guy doesn't love his penis from the time they first discover they have one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Big deal. The kid is what? 6 or 7? He can read. He probably saw it, giggled his little ass off, and mom thought it was funny too and bought it for him. it says I "heart" MY penis. Not I love cock (in general).

    What guy doesn't love his penis from the time they first discover they have one?
    many of us have developed a love-hate relationship with ours. It's something along the lines of "Stop bugging me, I've got something else to do now!"

    Speaking of kids you never see with Jolie, what about Zahara??

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    She's Brad's bodyguard now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    many of us have developed a love-hate relationship with ours. It's something along the lines of "Stop bugging me, I've got something else to do now!"

    Speaking of kids you never see with Jolie, what about Zahara??
    Oops I thought you were a girl!

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    ^Me too.

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    when I was a kid I used to love anything that said
    I <3......
    I remember being so pround of this keychain I found that said
    I<3 SEX, I was so sad when my mom made me throw it out....lol
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    Oops I thought you were a girl!
    I did also...

    I think it is cute, if it happened. Most parents teach kids that their feel good parts are bad places..


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    Aww, Pax always looks so timid. He's a cute little fella.


    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Speaking of kids you never see with Jolie, what about Zahara??
    She definitely seems to be more of a daddy's girl.

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