Angelina Jolie to Brad Pitt: “I’m bored as a horse that doesn’t know it’s dead”

**buttmunch** · February 19th, 2009, 02:42 AM

Hmm....I am the crazy carrier in my marriage and mr. butt is fairly white bread, but it works. Two crazy carriers would be madness.

**Sasha** · February 19th, 2009, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Hmm....I am the crazy carrier in my marriage and mr. butt is fairly white bread, but it works. Two crazy carriers would be madness.

Yeah, but there is lots and lots of angry sex/make-up sex.

Meh, for the first ten years anyway. We've become boring and predicatable.

**MrsDark** · February 19th, 2009, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sasha

Yeah, but there is lots and lots of angry sex/make-up sex.

Meh, for the first ten years anyway. We've become boring and predicatable.

We're getting there too. But comparatively speaking, there's still way more excitement between us than all of our '10 years or more' peers. Everyone at our former jobs (where we both worked) was certain we had to have a basement dungeon in our home just from what little they could gather about us.

I would shoot myself if I had an existence like some couples at my son's school. I can't even picture how some of these people got together in the first place.

Angie and Brad had some chemistry, but I never pictured them long term.

**Sasha** · February 19th, 2009, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

We're getting there too. But comparatively speaking, there's still way more excitement between us than all of our '10 years or more' peers. Everyone at our former jobs (where we both worked) was certain we had to have a basement dungeon in our home just from what little they could gather about us.

I would shoot myself if I had an existence like some couples at my son's school. I can't even picture how some of these people got together in the first place.

Angie and Brad had some chemistry, but I never pictured them long term.

Same here. We are at 19 years and counting and I couldn't imagine having a relationship like that of several of my friends. They lead seperate lives, keep secrets, have no passion whatsoever, and are barely polite to one another much less emotionally close. Me and hubs may fight from time to time but at least we care enough to get worked up over each other.

**cmmdee** · February 19th, 2009, 08:07 AM

I think any conversation with Vanilla would be boring.

Her baby bump is so cute here:

**CherryDarling** · February 19th, 2009, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

It's not like it's impossible to find a hot and crazy freak like oneself with whom to do all this stuff with. I certainly managed to, and I'm not even a celebrity.

Count me & the Mister into the crazy freak club!

Seriously, I couldn't imagine being with anyone who wasn't as nutso as I am. I'd.Be.So.Bored.

**aabbcc** · February 19th, 2009, 08:17 AM

I keep looking at that picture of Vanilla and wondering how anyone can think he's sexy. Even without the 'stache, he looks like an icky 70's porn star. Blech.

**cmmdee** · February 19th, 2009, 08:19 AM

^^ I honestly have never gotten what is so aaaamazing about him either, aabbcc.

Yeah, he's attractive but he's nothing out of this world. It's her who my eye goes to in every shot they're in. She's way more interesting than he'll ever be.

**MrsDark** · February 19th, 2009, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

I keep looking at that picture of Vanilla and wondering how anyone can think he's sexy. Even without the 'stache, he looks like an icky 70's porn star. Blech.

He had a period of sexiness. Sort of. But that was way, way back when Angie was still bringing knives to bed with Johnny Lee Miller and wouldn't have looked twice at someone like Bradski.

My husband is only four years younger than me, but more of a child of the 90's than 80's (like I am) and I tease him about once being a big Brad Pitt fan.

**gas_chick** · February 19th, 2009, 11:03 AM

This story is such crap. I'll say again and again these two are in it for the long haul so get used to it!!

**scooter** · February 19th, 2009, 11:05 AM

Back in the Thelma and Louise and Legends of the Falls days he was hot. But now the succubus has drained all the life from him.

**MrsDark** · February 19th, 2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by gas_chick

This story is such crap. I'll say again and again these two are in it for the long haul so get used to it!!

I kind of hope so for the sake of the kids. But I do miss the old AJ I knew and loved before she became sanitized.

**ana-mish-ana** · February 19th, 2009, 11:06 AM

He looks abit like this guy!

**Fluffy** · February 19th, 2009, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I kind of hope so for the sake of the kids. But I do miss the old AJ I knew and loved before she became sanitized.

We only have her to blame for her sanitizing though.

**bellini** · February 19th, 2009, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by scooter

Back in the Thelma and Louise and Legends of the Falls days he was hot. But now the succubus has drained all the life from him.

He has aged surprisingly fast in the time that he's been with her. Maybe it's all those kids though. I'd be interested to see how he would have looked had he stayed with Jen. Just curious you know. I don't think he would have looked this bad. He'd still be seeing Jen's PS for his Botox and Restyline no doubt. I think he may be slacking on that these days.