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Good grief! They divorced nearly ten years ago! I'm sure "poor Jen" is well and truly over it by now.
Things like this almost make us forgive you for some of the scarier Twitchylinks.
You're thinking of Snatch, not Fight Club. It was bloody awful but the squeaking dog in the film was funny.
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He was actually good in Fight Club *hates self*
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
I wonder if the ethically sourced biodegradable fair trade confetti weighed more than the bride?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
You weren’t the only one caught off guard by news ofAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s wedding — Jon Voightdidn’t know about it either.
The Hollywood legend, and Jolie’s father, told Inside Edition that he had no idea that his daughter tied the knot over the weekend.
“That’s nice,” he said when asked for comment.
Despite having appeared in two movies together, Voight and Jolie are not close, although the iciness that once existed between the two has thawed in recent years.
“Well I’m always happy when she’s happy,” he told the Independent in July. “And when she does good. And there’s a lot of good that she’s done, y’know? She does things quietly to the side. I’m very proud of her. And she’s a good director now too.”
Jolie and Pitt married in secret at Chateau Miraval in France on Saturday, a spokesperson for the couple confirmed on Thursday.
The couple’s six children took part in the ceremony. Maddox and Pax walked their mother down the aisle, Zahara and Vivienne were the flower girls, and Shiloh and Knox served as ring bearers.
Jolie was previously married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller for three years in the late ’90s and to Billy Bob Thornton for three years before divorcing in 2003.
This is the second marriage for Pitt, who wed Jennifer Aniston in 2000. They divorced in 2005.
Jolie and Pitt met on the set of 2005’s “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”
Jon Voight didn’t know Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married | Page Six
Which was eaten by the birds and it swelled up in their guts and killed them but really it was all a plot by Poor Jen who was so devastated over her long gone ex remarrying that she killed off all the birds to stop them singing a joyful wedding song before snatching up the youngest kids to appease the dreadful creaking in her sandy womb caused by her putting her career before Brad's little swimmers.![]()
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
The accent was supposed to be Traveller Irish and that is thick and hard to understand but Brad's attempt at it really didn't make it any easier.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
So isn't Ang kind of being a snatch to have not even bothered to call him?
When i first joined,the Triangle was at its peek.The marriage thread would be on page 3487 now!!!!!Lily and the one with the mango trees would lead the comments..lol
Aniston must hate it, every time these two are mentioned, she is also mentioned and they have all moved on.
Lainey was seeing a whole complot why they got married the weekend Aniston's movie opened. Like yeah, they are a couple with 6 kids that have been together forever, like they took their agenda and looked which day that movie would open. COME ON. Grow up.
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