Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Get Married in France

[czb]

^^^ i have no idea what they will do when they are that old.

but i am surprised at pax's moderation with the icing. my girls would have slathered it on. maybe that's why i think it is sad ....

[sputnik]

That dress looks like an Ikea bath curtain i have at my summer house..

Hahaha I had exactly the same shower curtain for years and you're right that's exactly what it looks like.
That said, ikea shower curtain veil and all, it's less ugly than most wedding dresses out there. I wouldn't say I love it but I don't entirely hate it either.

[C_is_for_Cookie]

It's a cute cake and Pax did a great job on it, but it looks like the other kids are sad too about his restraint when it comes to the icing.

[SHELLEE]

They're all "What the fuck pax, where's the rest of the goddamned icing?"

[Mrs P]

Seeing the pictures of them with the kids and slightly crappy cake made my cold ice heart melt a little. It would have melted entirely if there was more icing of course.

[witchcurlgirl]

Gawd, you're all so gullible. It's all carefully scripted precisely to get these reactions. As scripted and saccherine as a 50's Susan Hayward movie. What am I going to do with you people.............

[sluce]

Learn to think as we do, so you will be right.

[sputnik]

Gawd, you're all so gullible. It's all carefully scripted precisely to get these reactions. As scripted and saccherine as a 50's Susan Hayward movie. What am I going to do with you people.............

i just find the whole thing bizarre. were there even other guests there besides jolie's brother? it seems like the whole thing was just jolie and pitt and their tribe of kids, and a bunch of cameramen. are we sure it was even a real wedding and not just a photo shoot?

[SHELLEE]

Does it really make a difference? The kids all seem happy, despite the lack of icing.

[lindsaywhit]

Gawd, you're all so gullible. It's all carefully scripted precisely to get these reactions. As scripted and saccherine as a 50's Susan Hayward movie. What am I going to do with you people.............

Stop that, now. Pretend is my favorite game to play, and you're not playing it right.

(Stomps off to another sandbox with the best pretenders ever who play by the best rules and play pretend every single minute. Twenty seconds later, dives back into original sandbox. "The lady with the elephant nostrils is not playing pretend - she's playing, "If I tweet it, it's for real. If I tweet it, it's for real." And her husband thought I was the waitress, and grabbed my ass by mistake while he ordered a beer.)

[sluce]

i just find the whole thing bizarre. were there even other guests there besides jolie's brother? it seems like the whole thing was just jolie and pitt and their tribe of kids, and a bunch of cameramen. are we sure it was even a real wedding and not just a photo shoot?

Brad's family was also there. It was a family event that made the kids happy and raised money for their charity. Glad Brad finally made an honest woman of her. That had me worried. LOL

[Beeyotch]

I LOL'ed at the "honest woman" part. But I get soft-hearted at seeing the kids obviously having fun and being a loving family. Even if AJ is an evil genius at manipulating her family life into modern Norman Rockwell photoshoots for publicity's and image's sake, I don't think those kids are faking anything at all. They look genuinely happy.

[Trixie]

^ Because they're as gullible as some of the people in this thread. But they have an excuse, they're kids. They probably still believe in Santa and the tooth fairy too.

[Bellatheball]

I still love that, after 10 years, sluce thinks she's neutral on this subject.

Loves you sluce!!!

[sluce]

Oh I have never claimed to be neutral. I have always maintained that I like all members of the trinity. They have built a nice life together. All 3 do a lot for charity. I respect that.

Bella, I know you're just bitter about the cake.