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    Quote Originally Posted by stella blue View Post
    Diatomaceous earth? I've heard that recommended for killing a flea infestation but not for digestive health. Is there a food grade kind or is the same stuff you get at Lowe's?
    There is a food grade. I get it from Amazon. Although I do use the food grade on my dogs too
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    at the last five pages. Allegedly he was a massive coke user and that can cause a brain aneurysm. Doesn`t look like the girlfriend was too stable either. Seems like they made Bobby and Whitney look tame.

    So is there going to be a murder investigation?


    But a brain aneurysm doesn't cause massive rectal bleeding. (Unless one has shit for brains.......)

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    J. Paul Getty Grandson

    Massive Blood Loss Before Death

    Ulcer Suspected

    4/4/2015 7:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

    EXCLUSIVE

    J. Paul Getty's grandson Andrew Getty died from a massive bleed from his intestines ... that's the preliminary conclusion of the L.A. County Coroner.
    TMZ broke the story ... 47-year-old Getty was found dead in his L.A. home Tuesday, laying in the bathroom with blood around his rectal area.
    Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Getty lost a full liter of blood, and so far it looks like an ulcer.
    Getty had been complaining of serious stomach pain for several days before his death and made an appointment to see a doctor, which was scheduled for the day after he died. He had been suffering from severe stomach cramps.
    Authorities believe Getty was trying to make it to the bathroom to relieve the pressure when he collapsed.
    The Coroner will not make a final determination until toxicology results are in.
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    Why not go to the ER, dumbass? Serious stomach pain is nothing to poo-poo (hahaha, get it??) at.
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    Losing a litre of blood won't kill you. I reckon the spin doctors are now in charge of this patient.
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    If you're a goddamned Getty you'd think you could have a fucking doctor there in the home.
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    Something doesn't make sense (maybe I read too quickly). An ulcer in the lower GI tract isn't going to give you massive bright red rectal bleeding. Instead you slowly lose blood in your stool, which will turn a very dark black. If it's in the upper GI tract, you can see it come out of the mouth (especially with varicies).

    Bright red blood from the anus comes from things like hemorrhoids, anal cancer, etc. I've never heard of someone bleeding to death from that.

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    Geez. Was this guy on so much heroin he didn't feel the ulcer/cancer/whatever eating him alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    ^ Yeah, in what circumstance would traumatic rectal injury possibly = "natural causes"? Was the guy shitting bricks?
    Exploded colon???

    I dunno. There is so much WTF in that headline.

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    There was too much WTF in his rectum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Froogy View Post
    Wait, wut? Is this real? People need help digging out poo?
    Yeah, I remember some poor bastard on Embarrassing Bodies (UK show) who had some nerve damage or something to her colon muscles so she had to don rubber gloves and "manually evacuate" to go #2.

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    ^^^
    Isn't that the future of all those "pink sock" showing porno stars?
    (You see that I'm "trying to push" this thread even further?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    Some people have hardcore constipation and meds don't help. The only time I have problems that way is when I'm on prescription painkillers (it's actually one of the possible side effects listed on the bottle). I've had to go to extreme measures a few times while on Percocet or something even stronger.
    Anything morphine/opium based in origin, like codeine, will clog you up. (Or, in the words of Trainspotting - "heroin makes you constipated") I remember when I had my wisdom teeth out, and was on regular doses of Panadeine Forte (the prescription only extra strong paracetemol/codeine painkiller) for several days....

    oy.

    vey.

    It was like laying a concrete egg. I'm amazed I didn't have an aneurysm just from shitting. It was one of the worst bathroom related issues I've ever had, and as someone with chronic gastric reflux and IBS, that's saying something!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    And if that didn't work I'd take them to a medical professional. Turd extraction is not something that I'm willing to attempt.

    Even discounting the gross factor, I would be afraid that I would hurt them.
    Yeah. Putting aside all the gross factor, I just don't want to poke something that might end up being very, very bad.

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