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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    oh bloody hell. I remember that about Whitney & Bobby now.
    Surely that is not what normal people do, even if you're desperate. How do you expect a significant other to F you after THAT?!!
    Really? REALLY??

    I'm sorry but there is NO WAY that I would do that for someone, not even the Bloke. Is there actually anyone here who would do that for their other half? Or would you throw three packets of Fibrogel into a glass of water, hand it to them and retreat to a safe distance?
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    And if that didn't work I'd take them to a medical professional. Turd extraction is not something that I'm willing to attempt.

    Even discounting the gross factor, I would be afraid that I would hurt them.



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    Who cares about hurting them! What if the glove split while you were poking about up there!!? No way! If the Fibrogel didn't work I'd hand him some washing up liquid and a toilet brush and disappear out of the house for a few hours, only coming back when the job was hopefully done.

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    Do we even know what killed him yet? I don't think I read any mention of an autopsy surely one was done because there's a criminal investigation.
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    Diatomaceous earth? I've heard that recommended for killing a flea infestation but not for digestive health. Is there a food grade kind or is the same stuff you get at Lowe's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsaywhit View Post
    ^^^ Wait. WHAT? I thought that was an urban legend. Snopes said! Didn't they? (Racing to check Snopes while suppressing pissy frustration at certain and complete inability to post link and article on phone.)

    eta. I was responding to fucking gerbil story, not to Flygirl's cleanse.
    Hey, while we're at it, does anybody here have a relative that can confirm that Raymond Burr and Danny Thomas glass coffee table stories? TIA!
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    I don't think I know those stories. Share with the rest of the class, por favor!
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    I'm not sure I can do that, Stella. It could seriously impact your future enjoyment of courtroom legal dramas as well as family comedies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Hey, while we're at it, does anybody here have a relative that can confirm that Raymond Burr and Danny Thomas glass coffee table stories? TIA!
    It was thomas' lesser known gag, the shit take.
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    Folks, this job definitely requires double (or triple) gloving. Sometimes the box of gloves.
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    I keep thinking of the old joke- Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!








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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Hey, while we're at it, does anybody here have a relative that can confirm that Raymond Burr and Danny Thomas glass coffee table stories? TIA!
    i know about Sammy Davis Jr and Linda Lovelace glass coffee table (it was in her book)
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    when your sliding into first
    And you feel you're bout to burst
    Diarrhea, diarrhea...

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    This shit still going...
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