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    Another entry in the TMI Championship. Who will our next contender be?
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    Isn't it romantic....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I'm sorry, but I LIKE her wedding vow. Although it would be nice if it came with a laminated card or something.
    She should've also vowed to wear a brown paper bag with a hole cut out for the mouth every time she does it.
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    How juvenile...
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    I think it is funny. I mean if my SO wants to promise to go down on me for eternity, I'm not going to be angry.
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    I'm not sure it's something I could say in front of my family, but I think it's funny. She said it in a more toned-down way. I can't stand her though and her face bugs me- it's so strange.

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    ^Reminds me of my old Cabbage Patch doll.
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    ^^Yes! That's what she reminds me of. She's distinctly Cabbage Patch-y.
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    Porcine.
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    I could see it being funny at a wedding with your friends and it would have even been OK at the rehearsal dinner, or the reception, but as part of the actual vows, I just feel like...do you have to be ON all the time? Can't you just ever have a nice, beautiful moment that's devoid of your shtick?
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    I watched a video of her vows and didn't see anything about her saying she'd suck his dick.
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    Amy Schumer reveals her husband is on the autism spectrum: ‘He keeps it real’

    Amy Schumer is getting personal in her new Netflix special.

    The 37-year-old comedian gets candid about her pregnancy, marriage and more in the upcoming Amy Schumer: Growing, which hits Netflix on Tuesday. During the hour-long special, she reveals that her husband, Chris Fischer, is on the autism spectrum.

    "I knew from the beginning that my husband's brain was a little different than mine," she tells the crowd during the special, which was filmed in Chicago."I have to start this over because I really want to get this right because I love him very much."

    "My husband was diagnosed with what used to be called Asperger's. He has autism spectrum disorder. He's on the spectrum. And there were some signs early on," Schumer says, before telling a story of how her husband reacted abnormally to her falling down during a walk together.

    Schumer married Fischer in February 2018, just three months after they were first spotted together on a date in New York City. They tied the knot in a star-studded ceremony in Malibu, attended by guests like Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence. In October 2018, she announced that she and Fischer were expecting their first child together.

    "Once he was diagnosed, it dawned on me how funny it was, because all of the characteristics that make it clear that he's on the spectrum are all of the reasons that I fell madly in love with him," she says in her Netflix special. "That's the truth. He says whatever is on his mind. He keeps it so real. He doesn't care about social norms or what you expect him to say or do."

    While Schumer opens up about her husband in her Netflix special, he's not exactly a stranger to the public eye. Fischer has been friends with Jake Gyllenhaal for years, with the actor introducing him to Mario Batali; he got his start in the culinary world as Batali's sous chef at Babbo, a high-end Italian eatery in New York City.

    Fischer later returned home to Martha's Vineyard in 2007 to take over his family's five-acre farm. He also worked on the island as the executive chef of Beach Plum Inn & Restaurant from 2013 to 2014 -- which is Barack and Michelle Obama's favorite date night spot at Martha's Vineyard.

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    because all of the characteristics that make it clear that he's on the spectrum are all of the reasons that I fell madly in love with him,"


    I think that that is cute.
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    I am now a fan. The way she talks about him and about ASD is wonderful. She was on my irrational list... then I saw "I Feel Pretty" a few weeks ago and thought it was really cute. Then, this came out. She still has a punchable face, but damn if I don't like her a whole lot more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I think that that is cute.[/COLOR]
    I don't know for how long though, my dad is a 'super-smart' Aspie who also 'struggles' with social norms........Amy might wanna talk to my mum a few years down the track cause I think it gets old real quick for MANY partners, Amy at least kinda knew what she was getting into.

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