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    How many years has she been pregnant?!

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    What happened to the furniture guy? I hope she got a prenup.
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    Recently she was photographed in a dark blue dress and though I know we all are accustomed to her svelte size 6 physique, but she looked pregnant and/or sick in those pics (her gut was huge). I guess we all just assumed she was wasted/hungover, and that may not be wrong. Who knows?

    That dress. That sad, sad dress.
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    Do you mean these? Sorry about the size I am using the image icon.....
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    ^Yep, those are the ones. I thought she looked bigger through the middle than she normally does. Jokes aside, her weight is usually better distributed than that.
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    She seems like one of those unfortunate people whose face gets fat as fuck if they gain even 10#.

    Because honest to buddah I would have to gain five times as much as she has for my face to be this fat.

    I don't even think my face got this fat when I was nine months pregnant with DarkJr.
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    I'm pretty ambivalent about her but that dress is bad. As in "why are you wearing a nylon nightgown as a wedding dress?" bad.
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    You never want your bridesmaids to look better than you, so I'm really impressed how she managed to pull that off.

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    Size 6


    buahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa *slaps the desk* hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa


    Um okay.... ahem... well alrighty sweetie..... good luck on the marriage Ms Size 6 *thumbs up... I wish you all the best !

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    I am looking at the pictures I uploaded and in that second one even her hands look a little fat.
    I don't know sizes for women but if she is not a size 6 then what size is she? I don't know her height so I guess that could play into it if she is short.
    I did notice that they mentioned her hit movie Trainwreck which came out about 3 years ago but not her most recent Snatched which fared decidedly worse box office wise.

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    To be fair, I think even she would admit she has gained weight since she claimed to be a size 6. I think she said she was a 6 when she was at her personal lowest weight.

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    Didn't she just have a different boyfriend? and they just broke up recently? Or am I mistaking her for someone else?

    Anyway, that dress is terrible.

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    She was probably a 6 back when she was thin (2011-2012).



    I think since then she has gained and then lost a bit for about five minutes a couple years ago (but I don't even buy she was a 6 then) and has now gained again.
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    Stretchy material can make anyone the size they want to be.
    Hell, even I'm guilty of wearing them. God bless them.
    I'm a 4
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    Marrying a chef puts her at risk of ballooning to a size 8!!
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