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    Quote Originally Posted by Wisher View Post
    He was on Kimmel I think the other night and looked good. I hope he straightens up and not sink further into drugs and not be the next one who dies. I wonder if drugs are the reason for the split.
    I think drugs (more like alcohol) were the reason for the marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    No prenup???????????????????????????????????? how stupid is he?
    As bright as Prince is for not having a will.
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    Meh, what an amateur. If she was smart, she woulda got knocked up first before she left to ensure 18 years worth of money.
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    He is of a certain age and if he's a drinker, well maybe he can't get little Johnny up.

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    Or given what big Johnny looks like these days she wouldn't let little Johnny in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    To be fair, this is what he looked like when they met:



    Maybe she didn't sign up for tequilla soaked captain rotted tooth.
    Yeah, this is a pic of them supposedly from 2014...I think he still looks good here. Something sucked the hot out of him in a hurry, whether it's her or he fell into a drug/alcohol spiral who knows, but this relationship has not been a good thing for him, that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Luckily for Johnny all the movies he's made have been box office poison since he married her.
    Because she's poison.
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    Bel Biv Devoe.
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    Thanks puta
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    And now you know..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Thanks puta
    You're welcome.
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    As a veteran gossip hag, I still couldn't pick her out of a lineup unless she was hanging on Johnny's arm.

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    ^ nor could I. I don't get all the "she's gorgeous" talk. Nothing special IMO
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    I guess because there was no prenup, she didn't even have to get knocked up to walk away with enough to be set for life. And his lawyers will probably give her a nice settlement to make it all go away quickly.
    johnny's been drunk and coke-bloated for years now. Maybe he's bad enough she doesn't want to stick around any longer just to get more cash.
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    Good. Maybe now he'll stop looking like a bowl of oily bread dough.

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