The Amazing Suri Cruise puts on her tap dancing shoes

**Palermo** · May 16th, 2008, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by memebot

Suri is an amazing woman with a natural affinity for tap dancing and defeating galactic forces of evil!

**politesse** · May 16th, 2008, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

Guess they've been reading the threads

... Suri has a bottle and sippy cup

...and her fist.

**january** · May 16th, 2008, 08:27 PM

Beautiful kid. I think she'll be a gorgeous woman. To bad her daddy already sold her soul to Xenu. I bet the nighttime stories at their house are pretty damn frightening.

Rosamund · May 16th, 2008, 10:50 PM

She is adorable. I used to think she was kind of big for her age, but in the latest pics I've seen where she's walking, she didn't appear unusually tall in the least.

Originally Posted by A*O

I'm not a dancer but surely a kid that age doesn't have the necessary coordination and balance for tap dancing?

It must be more a movement class than an actual tap class. My local dance studio offers a Pre-Dance/Tap course for kids that is composed of movement, exercises, songs, etc. They don't have an age limit for it because they go by ability level, but I'm sure some 2 year olds could handle it. I doubt the kids wear tap shoes though.

**Chimera** · May 17th, 2008, 12:19 AM

I took tap dance and ballet from the time I was two - tap is fun!

**GoldDust77** · May 17th, 2008, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by A*O

Suri Klein-Hartnett was born in January, not April. I'll bet the farm on it. Loving the bottle AND sippy cup. I'm not a dancer but surely a kid that age doesn't have the necessary coordination and balance for tap dancing?

^^Definitely. We all know Suri Hartnett is older than "they" claim.

And like someone else pointed out, it doesn't even appear she has socks on with those tap-dancing shoes, which are extremely stiff & uncomfortable. You know, i wouldn't be surprised if Suri wasn't even going to a tap-dancing class. --That Tom & Katie just put tap-dancing shoes on Suri & brought her out for a "paparazzi" session; the pictures would be sure to hit the media, and everyone could then fawn all over them ("Ohhhhh...How CUUUUUUUTE!!!") like they always do. (--not me; i think Suri is an ugly child

) And PRESTO!, good publicity for Katie, and especially, Tom (who of course, needs it). I was just reading an article about how using Suri in the media has been the smartest thing Tom could have done/be doing, to save his image. Because everyone loves Suri!!! (:slight sarcasm: --though most people do.) Anyway, i really wouldn't be surprised if this were true. This is, after all, a couple who FAKED their daughter's birthdate (and used a "Katie-clone" to be out & about to take away any suspcions), FAKED who their daughter's bio father is, even FAKED Suri's birth-certificate, and who think they are actually aliens & worship an alien-god named Xenu for cripes sakes!

ANYTHING is possible!!!

**cheray** · May 17th, 2008, 06:14 PM

What else is fake? Umm...his smile. His hair. His height. Hes really only 4 foot high. His celebrity. His wife. Aaah the list goes on. But whats not fake is my disgust for him.