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    I can't stand this dumb *itch. She has an ugly sideways mouth. Really wouldn't want to have an orgasm when my child is coming down the birth canal. Just seems wrong.

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    I may have poor reading skillz but didn't she only say, read the book, it's a good book to read while preggos or thinkin' about it?

    It's possible the book is so funny, it takes your mind of the actual giving birth bit. I could never read birth stories and I didn't read those chapters in my prenatal encyclopedias. Too honest, combined with the unknown pain.

    Labour and contractions were painful, the actual pushing out was so quick (especially compared to the labour stage and the dilating stage), I didn't register much pain. Wouldn't call it orgasmic though. Hm, maybe when they were OUT finally, the relief that that's done then

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    I've never given birth, but just the thought of it makes my stomach attempt to crawl out of almost every orifice in my body.....so yeah no, I can't imagine it would ever be close to orgasmic...yeesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geest View Post
    Labour and contractions were painful, the actual pushing out was so quick (especially compared to the labour stage and the dilating stage), I didn't register much pain. Wouldn't call it orgasmic though. Hm, maybe when they were OUT finally, the relief that that's done then
    This!

    I didn't find the actual birthing painful at all. Pushing them out was fairly easy. It was the labour that was hideous and it just goes on and on and on. Ugh.

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    I'm sure I once read that clitoral stimulation helps stimulate contractions and that sometimes midwives will give a little tickle if they slow down.

    I think I read that, might have been a dream though.

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    Haven't heard that one, but having an orgasm to jumpstart labour is pretty common, so I don't see why it wouldn't work for contractions as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    JFC, I usually have to hold my breath and hope I don't throw up during a smear test as the practice nurse is an expert at knocking the twat version of your funny bone.

    That's the best description of it that I've ever heard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Speaking of poop, does she orgasm her way through her bowel movements as well? Just sayin'
    Sure! You know, it's just like anal sex, but in reverse. And apparently that's all it takes.
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    It's INCEST!
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    UUGGHH , that CoCo Puff on her forehead is staring at me.

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    I've always thought she was the answer to the BI about a teen star who got pregnant by a much older producer (and had/was forced to an abortion). How else would you explain the 3-movie deal she got - and squandered on forgettable d-films?

    ETA: Hey, this was my 100th post - and I squandered it on the very forgettable Alicia Silverstone.
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    I'll say it again. Gawd her smile pisses me off. Always have.
    I like her in Clueless, and the Crush.

    Show your teeth dammit.
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    Now I'm mad that I didn't get an orgasmic birth. All I got was pain, slimy stuff coming out my body, maybe a little poop, and a baby. Twice. Fuck that.
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