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  1. September 6th, 2012, 04:40 AM #46
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    what a crazy bitch.


    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    With my 2nd kid my epidural wore off, I felt everything. I felt a ridiculous amount of pain in my vagina and felt like I was giving birth to a 8 lb watermelon out of my ass because the pressure was all in that region. Not pleasurable at all, hurt like hell.

    How is that anything like an orgasm?
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  2. September 6th, 2012, 11:18 AM #47
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    Goddamn just reading the words pap smear make my cervix ache.
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    OK, this shit is just crazy. I can see having a child without a tremendous amount of pain, but pleasure??? Please.





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    So wouldn't the doctor need to be giving you some clit stimulation as well? Some foreplay at least?? Give me a fucking break with this!
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    My OB/GYN chuckled when I asked him if I could have relaxing music and scented candles during labor with my first. "Ha ha, well I guess if you think it will help you." (It didnt!) I can only imagine his reaction if I told him that I had to climax during birth.
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    I probably didn't even have an orgasm making them much less when I was spittin them out.

    I guess I wasn't in touch with nature or my clit at the time. lol
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    On the other hand, this is the best explanation I've heard yet for why Michelle Duggar would put herself through 20 pregnancies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    On the other hand, this is the best explanation I've heard yet for why Michelle Duggar would put herself through 20 pregnancies.
    Jim Bob was probably working on the next kid before the current baby was even born.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Jim Bob was probably working on the next kid before the current baby was even born.
    I could see some awkward delivery-room shenanigans happening with the Duggars.....
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    Boning for Jesus. It's a good thing!
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    ^ Why did I read that in Martha Stewarts voice?
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    Holy fuck, I did too!
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    Maybe it's time I changed my profile pic. LOL
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    Nooo you can't, I like reading what Annie Lennox has to say on all the issues of the day!!

    Oh and Alicia's a stupid cunt
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    It's...it's...INCESTUOUS. To rely on your baby to provide you with a fucking orgasm? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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