Goddamn just reading the words pap smear make my cervix ache.
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
So wouldn't the doctor need to be giving you some clit stimulation as well? Some foreplay at least?? Give me a fucking break with this!
Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
My OB/GYN chuckled when I asked him if I could have relaxing music and scented candles during labor with my first. "Ha ha, well I guess if you think it will help you." (It didnt!) I can only imagine his reaction if I told him that I had to climax during birth.
I probably didn't even have an orgasm making them much less when I was spittin them out.
I guess I wasn't in touch with nature or my clit at the time. lol
On the other hand, this is the best explanation I've heard yet for why Michelle Duggar would put herself through 20 pregnancies.
Boning for Jesus. It's a good thing!
Holy fuck, I did too!
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Maybe it's time I changed my profile pic. LOL
Nooo you can't, I like reading what Annie Lennox has to say on all the issues of the day!!
Oh and Alicia's a stupid cunt
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
It's...it's...INCESTUOUS. To rely on your baby to provide you with a fucking orgasm? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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