Alicia Silverstone 'Chose' An Orgasmic Birth

[MsDark]

A well placed kick in the twat might be orgasmic too. You never know til you try!

[nancydrew]

Well, that is creepy as fuck. Last thing I was thinking about when I was giving birth was firing a freebie off. I was too busy trying not to shit all over my doctor and nurses, as well as that whole pesky bringing life unto this world and all.

[MmeVertigina]

A couple of my births were completely without meds and were very peaceful as far as the baby coming out. No pain at all, the contrax caused pain, but the birth was smooth and nice. I didn't have an orgasm but I did feel euphoric.

[DeadDwarf]

With my 2nd kid my epidural wore off, I felt everything. I felt a ridiculous amount of pain in my vagina and felt like I was giving birth to a 8 lb watermelon out of my ass because the pressure was all in that region. Not pleasurable at all, hurt like hell.

How is that anything like an orgasm?

[MsDark]

Maybe placing her head all the way up her own ass is how Alicia pleasures herself.

[witchcurlgirl]

I can't even look at her since the bird style feeding thing.

[Bellatheball]

What in the ever living fuck is she going on about? THe very last thing on my mind as my kids were squeezing their way out was an orgasm. Instead I kept wondering why something the size of a watermelon was pushing itself out of an opening the size of a grapefruit.

[Yoko Ono]

I'm quite suprised they didn't mention some pseudo whackjob science like
positioning yourself so bubs will hit the G-Spot on his/her way down the love canal.
Fail!!

Besides, I remember screaming OH NO! NO! in the labour room, not OH YES! YES! What a load of tosh!

[BrickHouse]

Holy crap, I must have been having a baby wrong because there was nothing pleasurable about the experience, from the contractions that wouldn't end to the freaking stitches. Almost 12 years later I still haven't forgotten that pain.

But maybe that's because I'm not a freaky deaky moron who thinks good parenting=spitting food from her mouth into her toddler's mouth, capturing the whole thing on video, and posting it online. Hell, we're lucky we're only reading about her orgasmic birth and not watching it.

[nancydrew]

^^ Don't give the bitch any ideas

[lucianodel]

Maybe she can take it if she had bigger things plugging her before...

[Laurent]

"When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm."

This delusional heifer must really look forward to her yearly pap and having that mascara wand inserted up in there and then scraping around on her cervix, since that's what a penis does and all.

[Kittylady]

JFC, I usually have to hold my breath and hope I don't throw up during a smear test as the practice nurse is an expert at knocking the twat version of your funny bone.

[Icepik]

I have a friend that told me when she gave birth to her firstborn she felt something like an orgasm. I had my son 10 months after hers and I can tell you I never felt anything close to what she described. She had another child 5 years later and said it felt nothing like the first one.

18 years later and I still don't get how she could have felt orgasmic giving birth

[GRuser1]

I wonder what are the "scientific basis" of this sh*t, but I don't have the courage to look this up - it sounds way too crazy and stupid.