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    This is...

    I mean..

    I'm being driven speechless by the degree of stupid going on here.
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    I have had four kids, all vaginal, one breech with no drugs/anesthesia and I am here to tell ya...Alicia Silverstone is fucking mental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzy View Post
    I always thought these hollywood types had cesarean sections so they didn't stretch out their vaginas any more than they have been from all the sex they seem to have with each other. Guess I was wrong, they want orgasms any way they can get them bunch of sloots.

    lmao. do you really think vaginas stretch from sex? what kind of sloots are you fucking? you need to find some better quality sloots.

    i'm sick of all the sloot shaming.



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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    lmao. do you really think vaginas stretch from sex? what kind of sloots are you fucking? you need to find some better quality sloots.

    i'm sick of all the sloot shaming.
    lmfao, I was trying to be sarcastic. Seems it didn't come out in text as it did in my head
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    It's ok darling. We're all sloots here.

    Except for the ones that couldn't figure out the 'Deep Throat' thing the other day. Those are just psuedo sloots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    I have had four kids, all vaginal, one breech with no drugs/anesthesia and I am here to tell ya...Alicia Silverstone is fucking mental.

    9 pounds 12 ounces and then 9 pounds 6, need I say more?

    Her baby would have to be the size of poop if she thinks it's orgasmic. *rolls eyes*
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    Well, when I had my kids it was totally the big 'O' all the way. You sloots were just doing it wrong.
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    Can I get the name of your doctor?



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    Speaking of poop, does she orgasm her way through her bowel movements as well? Just sayin'
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    i laughed so fucking hard when i heard about the 'orgasmic birth' movement and i tend to like woo-woo birthy stuff. even ina may gaskin suggests trying to get off during labor to help speed things along. you can fuck right off with that shit, because i would never have been able to relax and orgasm in that situation. and, i really wouldn't want to associate the first sight of my child with the largest orgasm i've ever had, so there is that, too.
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    Oh come now, Alicia.
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    I see what you did there.



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    yea this bitch should just stfu already she's getting on my fucking nerves
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    Alicia this little dirty hippie phase has gone overboard. This shit is no longer cute, bitch. Go away and have a few orgasm/babies and get back to us. Or don't.
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    Clearly, she's not on the correct meds she needs.

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