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I've had a soft spot for him because I just really loved him on 30 Rock, but damn. There is no defending him or trying to pretend it was a one-off incident or provoked anymore. The man needs some help.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
*He talked about beginning to 'crave' Los Angeles after over 30 years in the Big Apple because he thinks he would be able to give wife Hilaria and their nine-month-old daughter Carmen a more peaceful and private life.*
Is Hilaria aware of this?? Who's she going to do her yoga poses for now, if not the paparazzi and public???
If he were to withdraw from public life and move off to some farm in Montana, Hilaria would be leaving skid marks and trail of smoke as she left him.Originally Posted by Icepik
He was taken to the 13th precinct. This would've made a wild episode of Barney Miller!
Barney Miller worked in the 12th precinct, but it should've been the 13th.
Exactly what I thought, Hilarious is in it for the paps! She doesn't want peaceful and private!
team alec and i don't care what anyone says!
this is what cops are wasting their time on? how about doing something about the asshole drivers who honk their horns for no fucking reason? or fucking cab drivers driving around like lunatics?
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
So much dumbfuckery, all rolled into one man. He was causing a potential hazard to himself and the oncoming traffic and if that wasn't dumb enough he decided to be a mouthy twat to the police when they rightly stopped him. Anyone with a lick of sense would have took the ticket quietly, turned the bike around and GTFO in the right direction. Then again anyone with a lick of sense wouldn't have acted like the rules of the road didn't apply to them.
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How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
About 500 pedestrians in NY are actually hospitalized each year after being hit by cyclists, mostly because cyclist don't follow traffic rules. We give out tickets for auto drivers who disobey the traffic laws, cyclists shouldn't be exempt.
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Depends on who stopped him. Regular patrol officers will do it when they see him being a hazard. If it's a task force, they have "stops of the day"- no seat belt, riding the wrong way, talking on a cell, lights out, etc.
Shit, he's hungry! Living with that yoga bitch he's probably eating 600 cals a day to make weigh-ins.
She's probably pissed this happened without her there.
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I'm surprised Hilaria didn't jump out there while he was being arrested and do lotus handstand for her Instagram.
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Ain't that the truth. Amazing how they spotted Alec. We just don't hear about the 10,000 take out food delivery riders who plow us down every day.
This is what our thankgodhe'sgone mayor did for us, designated bike lanes. Try not getting hit when you try to hail a cab. Try not getting hit when the bikers use the "bus only" lanes too.
Post of the day!
Icing on the cake!
Did a new wave of super-strong, laced-with-who-knows-what coke hit the celeb drug world recently?!
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
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Time for Alec to spend some time at 'Shady Pines' nursing home.
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