Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer Courtney Stodden, 16

[Seapharris7]

how does someone [supposedly] that young even know about that heinous frosted lipstick?? I wore that in the late 90's. Does anyone under 25 wear shit like that anymore?

good point!

[Mrs P]

Every time this thread gets bumped I hope it's the inevitable New Year's pics starring her as the scantily clad New Year's baby and him as the Grim Reaper.

I'm hoping that she's posting more tweets. She isn't doing enough lately and I'm going through withdrawals. I'm missing her talented alliterations.

So, just looked up her Twitter page and it sounds like she has a body guard. Ha! Awww, no alliterations this time

Soakin up my bikini bod in a very heated hot tub overlooking LA as my charming new guard flauntingly feeds me chocolate dipped strawberries.

Just read some posts before mine and had to comment on the following:

Sexily seductively scamper.

You need to talk like that more often!

[Dorito_dirtbag]

I'm hoping that she's posting more tweets. She isn't doing enough lately and I'm going through withdrawals. I'm missing her talented alliterations.

So, just looked up her Twitter page and it sounds like she has a body guard. Ha! Awww, no alliterations this time

Soakin up my bikini bod in a very heated hot tub overlooking LA as my charming new guard flauntingly feeds me chocolate dipped strawberries.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's not really true.

[DeChayz]

How does one "flauntingly" feed a person? Someone needs to get this bitch a dictionary. she's like that Damon Wayans character that just threw random words into a sentence.

[Dorito_dirtbag]

How does one "flauntingly" feed a person? Someone needs to get this bitch a dictionary. she's like that Damon Wayans character that just threw random words into a sentence.

Bahahahaha!!!
As I slip into my vagimentarily vegan G-string, I think about my testicular Tostitos of moist mandingo mounds and how you white wallpaperish WASPs wanna get in my sweet slippery socks of succulent sweetlessessness and lick my luscious lanky lamp posts! xoxoxox

[OrangeSlice]

Oooh! Courtney Stodden Mad-Libs!! That could be super-fun.

[Dorito_dirtbag]

Oooh! Courtney Stodden Mad-Libs!! That could be super-fun.

That's IT!! That's how she writes her Tweets!!
You cracked the code. I never thought of that...that HAS to be it.

Start a thread.

[kasippu]

What is freaking me out is that the mother is always trailing behind them. She is probably the one writing the tweets ect. Sick

[aabbcc]

I've noticed that, too. Why is the mother hanging around all the time? Doesn't she have a life of her own?

[shedevilang]

i really wish i would run into this bitch out on the town just so i could push her over for the disgusting toe overhang and clear bra straps gone nasty, dirty fake tan puke.

I'm with you fucking toe-overhang is a shooting offense(not craycray ex-wifes)

[Lozi]

Her mother is there to carry Stodden's personal items, including her make-up bag, more whore heels, her bus pass and her bible.

[twitchy2.0]

Also, threesome.

[sluce]

Also, threesome.

That Doug is one lucky man!

[rem_in]

What is freaking me out is that the mother is always trailing behind them. She is probably the one writing the tweets ect. Sick

so whats with the dad ? he seems to keep well away from all of them ...... d'ya think maybe he disapproves of this whole charade ?

[caramel]

so whats with the dad ? he seems to keep well away from all of them ...... d'ya think maybe he disapproves of this whole charade ?

i think he feels courtney looks to old for his ways, you know guy must digg some fresh meat and he must have no desire for his daughter anymore