Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer Courtney Stodden, 16

**Kittylady** · October 25th, 2011, 09:10 PM

JFC, doesn't this bitch ever switch off? Is she genetically programmed to be a poor knock-off of some budget rate 70's porn actress?

**witchcurlgirl** · October 26th, 2011, 03:58 PM

Oversexed youth Courtney Stodden and her creepy actor husband Doug Hutchison have broken their silence on getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch for being too sexy.

In an interview with professional concern troll Dr. Drew, the duo says that, though Courtney's buttock-baring "Daisy Duke" outfit was a hit with pumpkin-picking dads, nefarious "women" complained until pumpkin patch security forces escorted them from the premises. They were then driven away in a pumpkin police carriage and imprisoned in a pumpkin cell, where reality TV producers kept them very well.

Video at link.

Child Bride and Creepy Husband: Pumpkin Patch Discriminated Against Our Sexiness

**WhateverLolaWants** · October 26th, 2011, 04:09 PM

No dry fucking in the pumpkin patch.

Why is this hard?

**Brah** · October 26th, 2011, 04:09 PM

Of course they're on Dr. Drew. I swear, she is slow or something, it's almost sad to watch.

**Brah** · October 26th, 2011, 05:03 PM

I think that as she was slathering on the self-tanner, she started thinking about Doug's withered old dick and got too distracted to finish. Also, the edge of her areola is really creeping me out.

**aabbcc** · October 26th, 2011, 05:09 PM

While he is definitely too old for a teenager (if indeed that's what she is), fifty-one in general isn't that old.

Just sayin'.

**Brah** · October 26th, 2011, 05:11 PM

I was just saying it as a joke.

**Air Quotes** · October 26th, 2011, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

In an interview with professional concern troll Dr. Drew

He is such a media whore.

Thats a bra top isn't it?

**Lobelia** · October 26th, 2011, 05:34 PM

I can't take much more of this.

**Just Kill Me** · October 26th, 2011, 05:40 PM

Yeah, neither can I. Where is the big reveal to make this whole situation not the fucked up mess it looks like?
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**Honeythorn** · October 26th, 2011, 05:50 PM

WTF, she is really retarded! I usd to respect him as an actor because he could realy get down and play the cray-cray role. Now he's just Cray-Cray for reals! I swear i'm looking at the Clark County records and see if they for reals got married in Vegas. This shit is just too out there to be real.

**dksnj** · October 26th, 2011, 06:05 PM

Courtney Stodden: The Shocking Before & After!

Courtney Stodden, the teen bride of 51-year-old "Green Mile" actor Doug Hutchison, insists she's 100% all natural -- but a brand new photo might suggest otherwise.

The blog Crazy Days and Nights posted an undated shot of the now-17-year-old Stodden ... and she looks like a completely different person.

Still think she's a natural beauty?

I see work on the nose, chin and browlift. Oh and boobs.

**dallison** · October 26th, 2011, 07:39 PM

How is this not child porn? Serious question. Her areola is showing in that bathing suit picture and the pumpkin patch pictures are clearly sexual in nature.

I think the 'sun damage' on her chest is actually just spray tan coming off. You can sit it on her left (our right) arm/shoulder and the same thing is happening on her feet. Biatch didn't exfoliate properly and isn't taking care of that dealfind tanning special.

**marina** · October 26th, 2011, 08:44 PM

I think he is gay, he gives off a strong gay vibe in his interviews, and this is just for publicity/money.
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**lurkur** · October 26th, 2011, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by marina

I think he is gay, he gives off a strong gay vibe in his interviews, and this is just for publicity/money.
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Maybe a spoof to call attention to the fact that "these" types of people can get married legally while others can't. According to the laws, these fame-whoring idiots getting married is perfectly proper, but a normal, actually-in-love, same-sex couple is not.

god, i hope that's it...