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Playboy to Courtney Stodden
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Teen bride Courtney Stodden might have her sights set on Playboy, but they want NOTHING to do with her ... sources at the magazine tell TMZ.
Stodden told TMZ Live this week she is considering doing porn -- after receiving at least 4 offers -- but then tweeted last night she wasn't ... and was doing Playboy instead.
But according to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made to Stodden nor will one EVER be made. Our sources say Stodden "doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" ... adding she looks too "enhanced."
One source added, "[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway."
Read more: Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com
Wow, that is a slap in the face after Playboy accepted Blohan
And how exactly is Lohan playboy material? Not saying they should have the stod in it, but come on firecrotch?
One source added, "[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway."![]()
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
Lilo was a star and was a natural beauty until she destroyed it all. Playboy knew she would still sell. The poor plastic Stod was never a star and never will be. She's a threat only to people like Leann who went and checked herself into rehab to steal the limelight from the Stod turning legal.![]()
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NEWS/Courtney Stodden Pictorial: Did Playboy Really Pass? Not So Fast!
by Jefferson Reid
When teen bride Courney Stodden turned 18 this week she was of course showered with porn offers. Typical 18th birthday, right?
Ahem. Anyhoo, the audacious sex kitten played it coy as only she can, tweeting:
"No to porn, yes to @Playboyxxx"
You could almost hear adolescent boys from 15 to 55 nationwide screaming out a silent cheer.
But that's when those birthday-party-poopers over at TMZ tried to rain on Court's (scantily clad) parade, with one of their sources saying that Playboy had no interest in what promised to be a sex-tactular Stodden pictorial.
But Courtney's momager, Krista Keller, tells E! News a different story.
"TMZ doesn't know what they're talking about. Clearly, their 'sources' are different than ours."
We think we hear that silent cheer going up again. Hooray for different strokes (and sources) for different folks.
—Reporting by Marcus Mulick
Courtney Stodden Pictorial Did Playboy Really Pass Not So Fast| E! Online
Sounds like Courtney's mom wrote this bullshit.
She does have a great figure. As long as she's not making those faces, I don't see why Playboy would take on Lindsey and Tiffany but not Courtney.
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If Playboy took on Carnie Wilson, surely they can make room for The Stod.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
Courtney's Momager is forever saying she has a TV show, they are sorting through many offers, etc. Hope she's not trying to live off a 10% manager cut of she will starve.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
They ought to try Japan, she might land a job there.
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Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Or Tijuana.
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
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Or how about South Korea? I hear Ali Lohan is a top international model there.![]()
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