Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer Courtney Stodden, 16

[PinkPanther]

When are these two idiots gonna realize that nobody is gonna give them a reality show or record deal, get a quickie divorce and go the hell away?

[aabbcc]

*like*

[Love love]

these douchey couples are seriously one in the same:


courtney and doug
lemann and eddie
heidi and spencer

[louiswinthorpe111]

I love how her left tit isn't even touching the bottom of her top. Padded much?

[Voodoo Child]

Oh gawd my afternoon just perked up after viewing these new pics! What a silly twat

[aabbcc]

I wonder if she's trying for a parody of sexy ... because I can't imagine anyone, anywhere, at any time, ever finding her ridiculous poses sexy. She must be having us on.

[Stereo Inferno]

I wonder if she's trying for a parody of sexy ... because I can't imagine anyone, anywhere, at any time, ever finding her ridiculous poses sexy. She must be having us on.

Yea, it's like you sometimes find yourself wondering whether she's a fucking genius and her and Doug are pulling a "Joaqiun Phoenix"...

And then this shows up....

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[sluce]

Did anyone else watch that hoping a car would pull out at an intersection and hit her?

[Gossiplover]

How much more pathetic are these two going to get? I just want to walk up to them, bitch slap them, then stomp their faces to a bloody pulp with my jack boots. Grrrr!!

[fgg]

somebody's violent today...

[Lobelia]

I got to 38 seconds and couldn't take anymore mentally challenged shrieking. I'm surprised she didn't jump out of the car and twiddle twaddle over in her lucite stilts with her tongue licking all over her frosted pink wet n wild lipstick and rub her padded tits all over Jack Black. Or whoever that dude actually was.

[mjw]

Too bad she didn't see any real celebrities, like Sean Penn or Alec Baldwin. That would have been fun.

[Stereo Inferno]

I got to 38 seconds and couldn't take anymore mentally challenged shrieking. I'm surprised she didn't jump out of the car and twiddle twaddle over in her lucite stilts with her tongue licking all over her frosted pink wet n wild lipstick and rub her padded tits all over Jack Black. Or whoever that dude actually was.

"...twiddle twaddle over in her lucite stilts ..."

I could only get 1:20 in for the same reason and her shrieking was AGAIN making my dog unsettled.

[Gossiplover]

Too bad she didn't see any real celebrities, like Sean Penn or Alec Baldwin. That would have been fun.

Alec and Sean would have beaten her to a bloody pulp.

[Waterslide]

she can't be 17.

And, she really is genuinely lucky one of those people she harassed didn't get violent.