Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer Courtney Stodden, 16

**greysfang** · April 6th, 2012, 06:53 PM

Oh lord, it just gets more ridick by the minute.

**Seapharris7** · April 6th, 2012, 06:59 PM

She seriously needs to consider having that armband surgically removed

**aabbcc** · April 6th, 2012, 07:11 PM

It's weird that she can't seem to manage a normal smile. Can she not do an ordinary facial expression without looking constipated?

**Ravenna** · April 6th, 2012, 07:12 PM

She'll probably show up on Hugh Hefner's doorstep with these pictures in her hands and beg him to let her pose for Playboy the minute she turns 18.

**shedevilang** · April 6th, 2012, 08:45 PM

WoW this shit just gets funnier and funnier

**angelais** · April 6th, 2012, 08:56 PM

Who knows where that carrot has been...

**SoCalMarie** · April 6th, 2012, 10:49 PM

Did she get her teeth fixed?
They look "bright"..... or is she getting better with that photoshop wand?

**EatTheGarnish** · April 6th, 2012, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

It's weird that she can't seem to manage a normal smile. Can she not do an ordinary facial expression without looking constipated?

I think she's insecure about her fucked-up teeth so she contorts her mouth trying to hide them. Also a possible explanation for her weird lip and jaw action during interviews. Well, no one thing could possibly explain the weird lip and jaw action, but it may be a contributing factor?

Of course, the end result is that she's the contorted-mouthed, weird lip and jaw action girl with fucked-up teeth.

**Ravenna** · April 7th, 2012, 06:20 AM

Her teeth are totally rill.

**holly** · April 7th, 2012, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Laurent

Oh, I hadn't even hoped for this stupidness since she skipped Valentine's Day.

Slutty Bunny Mechanic is hi-fucking-larious.

I thought they did some V-day pics on a boat, & we all made fun of it because the boat was clearly being worked on & it never left the marina.

**faithanne** · April 7th, 2012, 02:23 PM

^Yes and IIRC they were accompanied by some Lady & the Tramp spaghetti eating photos where Courtney is almost lunging at Doug across the table.

**darksithbunny** · April 7th, 2012, 02:25 PM

lmao! Happy Easter!!!! I was hoping there would be something to laugh at and she must have heard me cuz she wore those clear lucite hooker shoes! WOOT!

Now watch her dumbass trip and fall over an easter egg.

**Belt Up** · April 7th, 2012, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Ravenna

She'll probably show up on Hugh Hefner's doorstep with these pictures in her hands and beg him to let her pose for Playboy the minute she turns 18.

Christ knows how old she'll look by then.

**Laurent** · April 7th, 2012, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by holly

I thought they did some V-day pics on a boat, & we all made fun of it because the boat was clearly being worked on & it never left the marina.

Originally Posted by faithanne

^Yes and IIRC they were accompanied by some Lady & the Tramp spaghetti eating photos where Courtney is almost lunging at Doug across the table.

Oh, yeah! I remember those now that you said that.

I had been hoping at the time for something ridiculous, like him dressed as a cherub with a diaper and crossbow.