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ROFL. If it wouldn't piss you off, I'd so like this. I came close.Originally Posted by twitchy2.0
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If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
It's all yours.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
Best laugh I've had all week!On the website, Courtney describes herself as somebody with 'extraordinary beauty and a daring personality.'
Tuesday, March 27th 2012Khloe Kardashian, Who?
Because iguanas only eat vegetables and the fear humans give off when they lick on the dried apricot-face of their creepy fake husband in public for attention, Courtney Stodden is a strict famewhoretarian and so naturally she's teamed up with PETA for a PSA. PETA lost a waxed sloth bear, but they gained a lizard goddess!
As she brings new meaning to the definition of "youthful sophistication" with her rhinestone choker and animal-tested frosted pink lipstick from Big Lots, Courtney pushes vegetarianism and says that she'll never eat a hamburger. (Bitch, stop, you know you'd bite into a cow's tit if Carl's Jr. paid you to do so.) PETA will literally take any trick off the stroll and throw her into one of their ads, so I get why they went with Courtney. But it wasn't smart of them to show Courtney talking about animal cruelty while a tortured Bizarre is sitting there, wishing that a ticket to PETA's headquarters would magically fall at his paws.
Wow, rilly? Does she really talk like that? What an awful idea to let her run on stream of consciousness (I use that term loosely).
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Goddammit, I can't post the damn youtube again. Will someone PLEASE look into this mess where I intermittently can't edit my own posts?
[YOUTUBE]http://youtu.be/EyBCZW3FWec[/YOUTUBE]
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
[YOUTUBE]EyBCZW3FWec[/YOUTUBE]apparently
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
I guess no one ever told her that dick is meat.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
LOL - you know she's not touching Doug's old dick.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
You know what? FUCK TURKEYS!
They are mean little bastards & I feel better about myself when I eat them.
Lace bras... Great in theory, itchy nips in reality
I love turkeys. They are magnificent curious beasties who love shiny things and will try to drown out any noise you make so they always have the last word/gobble. Unless they're those factory birds.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
And They taste so good!
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Real turkeys also taste way better than those factory birds.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
I buy fresh. I don't have too many wandering in my yard but my brother does. They are funny and come right up on the deck and look into the house.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
When we were between dogs, we had all sorts of wildlife come right into the yard. One morning there was a whole flock under the birdfeeder after the spilled grain. Giant tom standing guard. Gorgeous. They don't come too close now but I still hear them off in the forest.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
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