March 16th, 2009, 09:42 PM
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Robert Pattinson can't get laid in NYC
Gatecrasher says that while getting boozy at the Rose Bar in NYC, the Unicorn Prince of the Magical Forest was heard telling a friend, “I can’t get laid in NYC." His friend shot back, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail."
I don't know what NYC Robert is talking about, but this place is home to some of the greatest sluts the universe has ever seen. I mean, my no-no doesn't drop glitter bombs over Robert, but I'd jump on that shit so fast just so I could run up to some random tween and shout, "I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it."
But seriously, I'm thinking Robert got laid and he didn't even know it. He probably had himself a damn orgy while walking from the car to the bar. Those crazy fangirls and TwiMoms are slick. They are experts at drive-by-fucking.
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March 16th, 2009, 09:54 PM
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Note to Robert.... you're supposed to remind them that you're famous after they ask, "Who the hell are you?"
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March 16th, 2009, 09:55 PM
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JESUS I'm sick of his moaning, no wonder he doesn't get 'tail'
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March 16th, 2009, 10:30 PM
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That because he was in New York. Come to Louisville, sweetheart, momma will help you with your problem.
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March 16th, 2009, 10:48 PM
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ooh im going up there in a few days. hehehehheheheh
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March 16th, 2009, 11:51 PM
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March 17th, 2009, 12:56 PM
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For him...I'll go to New York!!! 
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March 17th, 2009, 12:57 PM
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Zac Effron and him should hook up......and compare notes.
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March 17th, 2009, 12:59 PM
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Try bathing at least once a week, that should help.
Oh yeah, and learn how to breathe through your nose, neanderthal.
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March 17th, 2009, 01:03 PM
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I'm going NY in September. Maybe I could turn him down, what a novelty! Better than a Macy's brown bag.
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March 17th, 2009, 02:00 PM
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Seriously I'm gonna be NYC in two days. I'm hunting him down. HAHHAHAHA
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March 17th, 2009, 03:00 PM
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He should be openly gay to get men.
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March 17th, 2009, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
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Seriously I'm gonna be NYC in two days. I'm hunting him down. HAHHAHAHA
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Hunt him down for some greasy tramp sex or for the pure win of turning him down?
I think I'd get him in his boxers before turfing him out on the street. I'm evil... 
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March 17th, 2009, 06:59 PM
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Hunt him down for some greasy tramp sex or for the pure win of turning him down?
I think I'd get him in his boxers before turfing him out on the street. I'm evil... |
hahahah great plan.
i think i just want to have a drink with him, then depart by saying bye cedric.
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March 17th, 2009, 07:19 PM
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hahahah great plan.
i think i just want to have a drink with him, then depart by saying bye cedric.
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Good one!
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