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Old March 15th, 2009, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jackson To Have Body Stuffed By Doctor Death

MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.

The King Of Pop, who calls himself Peter Pan, has had a string of cosmetic surgery ops to try to defy the ageing process.

But he is now preparing to strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body “plastinated” by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens.

Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July.

The exhibition showcases Von Hagens’ groundbreaking corpse preservation technique which earned him the nickname Dr Death.

Thousands of people have donated their bodies to be preserved permanently through the process in which fluids are replaced by liquid plastic.

Now Jacko, 50, who shares a love of fedora hats with Von Hagens, is to be the latest to sign up so that his physique will last for ever.

A source said: “Michael has always been fascinated by new technologies which allow humans to cheat ageing, death and decomposition.

“Dr Von Hagens has found a way to avoid the last of these and Michael naturally regards it as one of the major scientific breakthroughs in recent history.

“He’s definitely up for undergoing the procedure when the time comes.

“He’s also convinced there is an uncanny affinity between the two men – both are regarded as eccentrics, both are famous for wearing fedoras and both are at the O2 at the same time.”

Jackson is set to perform 50 spectacular shows at the arena from July 8, which will earn him millions. They are expected to attract fans from more than 220 countries.

Dr Von Hagens’ Body Worlds exhibition runs at the O2 until August 23. Focusing on the theme of the ageing process and how it affects the human body, it features a series of perfectly preserved “body sculptures”.

Dr Von Hagens, 64, explained: “Human transience is countered by a need as old as humanity itself: the longing to be immortalised.

“The invention of plastination is an aesthetically sensitive method of preserving meticulously dissected anatomical specimens and even entire bodies as permanent, life-like materials.”


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Old March 15th, 2009, 04:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Michael - nobody wants to see you now. What makes you think we want to look at you after death, with even more plastic in you than you currently have?
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Old March 15th, 2009, 04:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I had this thought pop into my mind this morning. Does anyone think it is possiable that MJ is about to die..like really soon. He has planned all these concerts which many believe he will not be able to perform, in order to make money and break records one more time. Knowing good and well he will not be alive in July.

I know that is a little crazy...but so is he.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 05:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Someone start melting the plastic, please.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 05:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ugh this all just creeps me out.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 05:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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They should begin stuffing immediately.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 06:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You mean they haven't already?
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Old March 15th, 2009, 11:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You mean they haven't already?
I think there might be a toenail they missed that needs plasticising.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 11:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought I had read somewhere that he was going to be frozen, cryonics or cryopreservation in hopes that revival may be possible once they find a cure to the cause of death.

I think they can do the whole body and/or just the head. Of course, this is all very experimental and hokey at this point.
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Yeah I thought this already happened years ago.
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He must sit around and think of ways to make himself even creepier. Seriously what the hell is wrong with him.
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Yeah I thought this already happened years ago.
Nah, that was some satire from The Onion.
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^How hilarious then that it's now true!
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I'm sure some MJ fantard will be bidding for the chance to have MJ stuffed and mounted in their house.
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He can't even pretend to be normal, can he?
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