Lindsay Lohan's self tanner product ads

[mrs.v]

The Photoshop Awards: HoHan's "Sevin Nyne" Promo Pictures




What in the White Oprah dipped in diarrhea hell is this?! What is it? They tell me it's something called a Lindsay Lohan, but damn! They tried to Photoshop the cokeface off of her, but ended up turning her into a totally different species. And this crap is supposed to make you want to buy something she's selling! Hells no.
These two airbrushed to methland and back pictures are for HoHan's new line of caca in a spray bottle called Sevin Nyne. The number is important to her because it's probably the amount of times she ODed last year. Or maybe the number of genitals she licked on this month. Whatever. It means something.
When asked by People why she put out her own line of spray tan, she said, “As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”
Translation: Bitch needs cash money. 8 balls and Red Bull don't come CHEAP!
Those of you who want to look like a Port-A-Potty full of orange doody exploded all over you can buy HoHan's crap at Sephora for $35 a bottle.

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[buttmunch]

Well, I love me some La Lohan so I will say that the girl isn't afraid to go out and make a buck....unlike her lunatic mother who seems to live off pimping out her kids.

[nancydrew]

Everything that comes out her mouth is horseshit. Oh, Im so worried about chemicals in self tanner and the sun damaging my body, but Ill snort an 8ball off the bathroom floor!

[heart_leigh]

It doesn't matter what she uses even if it's her own line, she still looks like a freaking carrot.

[Fran]

We used to use a product called sevin to keep the weevils of the green beans.

[cupcake]

she usually looks orange

[Honey]

She worries about sun damage?? She's a fucking meth head

[msdeb]

whats sad, is that there are people that will go out and buy this shit.

[Mrs P]

She worries about sun damage?? She's a fucking meth head

Excellent point.

I've never seen her this tan IRL. Ugh, and when I see such fake tans like this I just think of how it smells. Weird gross fact, but if you have fake tanner on you animals loooove that shit. Ferrets, cats and dogs will lick your skin like you're baked or something.

[SVZ]

OK there are only 2 ingredients in the world that "tan" the skin, DHA and Erythrulose. And there's only one optimal formulation to combine these two...so yeah...who gives a fuck if there's goji berry in it

[MarieAntoinette]

I wouldn't buy a self tanner advertised by somebody who looks that orange. Why is she posing like a tarantula in the ad? She looks like she has grown a few extra limbs in the sitting-down pic.

[DitaPage*]

That photo is a joke. We know she looks nothing like that anymore. Whats half enticing about this tanner is the fact it doesn't stink. Loved the comments about not putting anything but 'natural' ingredients into the body. Bitch, practice what you preach, you are a drug addict! LOL.

[wingnut]

That photo is a joke. We know she looks nothing like that anymore. Whats half enticing about this tanner is the fact it doesn't stink. Loved the comments about not putting anything but 'natural' ingredients into the body. Bitch, practice what you preach, you are a drug addict! LOL.

yeah but if you think about it, coke comes from a natural plant and so does heroin so she obviously likes her 'natural' products. However her theory fails with the meth, made in a filthy back street home lab. She'll be saying bulimia is natural next.

[Trixie]

It's a floor cleaner, it's a self-tanning lotion!

[Sweetie]

She looks like she put socks on after tanning, and before taking that last picture.

I have always loved her eyes.