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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton says she has a weakness for fast food and would struggle to give up any of her favorite treats for Lent.

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Paris Hilton "doesn't like" diets.

The slender socialite isn't giving anything up for Lent - the Christian fasting period before Easter - because she hates being deprived of her favorite junk foods.

She said: "I just don't think I could go for 40 days without something. If I did, I'd probably just give up chocolate and McDonald's. I've never tried to give up anything before. I don't like diets. My weaknesses are cotton candy and French fries."

The 28-year-old blonde star has also started planning ahead for Mother's Day, revealing she always does something special for her mom Kathy Hilton.

She added: "It's Mother's Day in a few weeks, so I need to plan what I'm doing. My mom loves Chanel, so I always get her presents from there - she loves the purses.

"Mother's Day is really important because my mom and I are very close, so I always make the day very special for her. We usually go to The Ivy in Hollywood for dinner - it's her favorite restaurant."

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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love how she's trying to convince us that she actually eats.
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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^^Well, duh, of course she eats. She then promptly throws it up.
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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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no, im pretty sure her vag consumes all
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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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She can practice lent everyday by going away.
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Old March 8th, 2009, 06:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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WTF????
Christian?? Like she doesn't drink or do drugs?? RIGHT.
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Old March 8th, 2009, 07:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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We usually go to The Ivy in Hollywood for dinner - it's her favorite restaurant.
And a notoriously good place to fame whore.
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Old March 8th, 2009, 08:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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why didnt she just give up going out in public for 40 days. its a win win situation
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Old March 8th, 2009, 10:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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One of my favourite titles ever, along with that one about the Dr Phil bus crash

God sends a message: Dr. Phil audience bus crashes into church
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Old March 9th, 2009, 02:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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^^Well, duh, of course she eats. She then promptly throws it up.
Looks like she's not doing too well on her old list then.
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Old March 9th, 2009, 07:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^^^holy crap!! That can't be real?!?
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Old March 9th, 2009, 08:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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can't we just put her back in jail for 40 days?
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Old March 9th, 2009, 10:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
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^^ LOL. Good idea.

My weaknesses are cotton candy and French fries."

...and sucking dick... as a matter of fact, my mouth is open at all times, hoping some dick will just land in it.

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^^^holy crap!! That can't be real?!?

Its real. Came out of her storage that she forgot to pay for.


Oh yeah, and fuck her.
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^What else did she have in there? I'm dying to know!
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