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    Snooping: Michael Strahan Is Doing It Wrong




    Ex-New York Giants player Michael Strahan is just a big ball of jealousy. Michael should take all the jealous energy in his body, melt it down, throw it in the oven, bake it at 450 for 3 hours, take it out, paint it gleaming white and chop it down into little squares. The man would be able to fill the gap in his teeth a million times over. He has a problem.
    Michael became so jealous of his ex-girlfriend Nicole Murphy, ex-wife of Eddie, that he installed two GPS tracking systems into her Range Rover. The New York Post says Michael suspected Nicole was stepping out on him, so he took matters into his own hands to track her car's every move. Michael has a history of this shit. His ex-wife claims he tapped her phones and installed a secret video camera to watch her sister undress.
    When Nicole took her Range Rover in to get serviced, they found the tracking devices. Nicole told them to remove that shit. Um. She should have taken those tracking devices and found a mountain lion to attach them to. That way Michael would go chasing that shit through the hills while she spreads her pussy all around town without worrying about him interfering with her orgasms.
    The funny thing is, Nicole has been cheating on Michael with Demetrius Spencer, some music executive, for a long ass time. They even went on vacations together! Nicole told Michael she was on "business trips." Yeah, dick business.
    In fact, Demetrius was with Nicole at the mechanics when they found the devices in her Range Rover. They went on a romantic lunch while that shit got removed! After the GPS systems were taken out, Michael showed up to the garage and apparently went crazy. HA! That stupid ass.
    Fuck that GPS shit. Michael would have found out the truth if he just asked to smell that snatch. Has Riskay taught him anything?
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    leave my Michael Strahan alone.
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    Damn though, this is really creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    leave my Michael Strahan alone.
    Umm-he might have a few ISSUES!!
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    I adore Michael Strahan, but I'd widen that gap in his mouth if he tried that shit on me.
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    If you have to put a GPS device on somebody's car then you're in the wrong relationship.

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I adore Michael Strahan, but I'd widen that gap in his mouth if he tried that shit on me.
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    If you put a GPS on someone's car, you are messed up. If you think they are cheating, just ask them point blank. If you still don't trust them, break up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    If you have to put a GPS device on somebody's car then you're in the wrong relationship.
    isn't that the truth!
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    When did Strahan move to LA?

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    I hate it.

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    This first post makes me miss the old Dlisted.

    on "business trips." Yeah, dick business!
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    Wonder if he's still stooping to putting gps devices in his girlfriends' vehicles?
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    Firstly - I know that this is old news but I for one am shocked to hear about his creeper past!!!

    Secondly - I know his gap was his trademark but having jacked teeth as an adult myself, I get why he did what he did. I do think back to like Drew Carey getting Lasik or Jennifer Grey's nose job when I see celebs do something like this. It's a minor thing but it does seem to have a consequence sometimes (at least Drew can wear fake glasses but didn't Jennifer's career tank?).
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    I'm still in mourning over Jennifer Grey's old nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I'm still in mourning over Jennifer Grey's old nose.
    So is she....
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