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    Default Britney Spears to be sawed in half


    Britney Spears speaks on stage at the 'Light of the Angels' Holiday Tree Lighting Ceremony at LA Live on Dec, 4, 2008.
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    Britney Spears is putting on a magic show!
    The pop star will be sawed in half -- among other stunts -- on her upcoming Circus tour, according to E! News.
    "Right away, she got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff, and she's so excited about this tour and all the elements that are in it," illusionist-comedian Ed Alonzo said.
    Alonzo, the lead illusionist on MyNetwork TV's Masters of Illusion, will be doing a number with Spears at each performance.
    "We're going to be doing the classics of magic but a little high-tech," he said. "We'll be doing a little dissection, transposition, a vanish, an appearance," he said.
    Spears will serve as Alonzo's assistant during the bit, but that won't stop her from missing out on the fun.
    "If I do a trick, she doesn't just hold the props, she's actually getting inside the big boxes or I am slicing her up."
    He added: I "made [the tricks] really easy for her, but there are some complicated things that she is doing that you would think a contortionist would have to do, or a trained magician's assistant. But because she's a dancer, it really makes sense to put her in the magic, and it works and she's really, really good at it."
    Alonzo would not comment on which Spears song will accompany their joint performance, but he did say that the three-ring circus set helps them get into character.
    "It's like watching a big Cirque du Soleil high-tech circus, but with a really focused star in the middle of all of this," he said. "It's going to be an amazing concert for people to watch."

    Usmagazine.com | News - Britney Spears to Be Sawed in Half on Tour!

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    Britney Spears to Be Sawed in Half

    For real?

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    They should cut her in half vertically down the middle...but then which side would get the brain cell? Damn. Nevermind.
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    That is just wrong to do that to someone who has no good side!
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    Britney Spears to Be Sawed in Half

    and they're going to find her insides are completely filled with cheetos
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    i volunteer!!!!!!!!!! i will do it for free! please let meeeeeeeeeee do it.
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    Sometimes GR is so cruel. You get my hopes up and then I find out it's just an illusion.

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    I'm lol'ing at all your responses!

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    Sounds like her concert will be really visually stunning, to say the least. I kind of wanna go. I love her music. OK just slap me now, someone. Please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisalucy69 View Post
    Sometimes GR is so cruel. You get my hopes up and then I find out it's just an illusion.
    I hear ya loud and clear.

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    *troutslaps tater*

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    If they cut Britney in half they'll find the missing link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    They should cut her in half vertically down the middle...but then which side would get the brain cell? Damn. Nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    They should cut her in half vertically down the middle...but then which side would get the brain cell? Damn. Nevermind.
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    Pamela Anderson has got nothing on her.

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