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    WHILE Madonna has been busy squiring "baby" Jesus Luz around town - they dined at Macelleria Wednesday night - reporters in Brazil have been looking into the 22-year-old model's recent past. According to newspaper colum nist Monica Bergamo, "Luz was dividing his time between two girlfriends before he encoun tered Madonna for a pictorial in W magazine. Every week he would stay with one or the other." Asked for an inter view, Krishna Siqueira, one of his exes, demanded payment. Jesus, a fan of electronic music, was a regular at four different discos in Rio de Janeiro, where he lived with his mother, a beautician in an Ipa nema salon. One of his mother's clients was a fashion execu tive who put him into model ing. Luz, a member of the Orkut social networking site, writes in his profile: "It is not important what the others think about us. The most important is what and whom [sic] we are. I have a clear con science even if I am con- demned. We cannot forget that Jesus was condemned." Luz now calls the US home and has joined Kabbalah.MADONNA'S NEW BOYFRIEND, MODEL JESUS LUZ, LIVED EXTREMELY BUSY LIFE IN BRAZIL- New York Post

    Damn, he is DEEP. I bet they spend all their time talking about DEEP things.
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    I'd love him to get real deep in me.

    *is ashamed*

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    Wouldn't it be great if his mom was about 45 or even younger?
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    He's comparing himself to Jesus because he's fucking Madonna?

    What a pompous, foolish boy. She only likes him because he's fuckable, and she likes the oh-so-shocking combination of their names. They're both just using each other. I don't know which one is more pathetic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Damn, he is DEEP. I bet they spend all their time talking about DEEP things.
    He's as deep as 5-10"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Wouldn't it be great if his mom was about 45 or even younger?
    I bet she is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    He's comparing himself to Jesus because he's fucking Madonna?

    What a pompous, foolish boy. She only likes him because he's fuckable, and she likes the oh-so-shocking combination of their names. They're both just using each other. I don't know which one is more pathetic.
    Oh, I think she is. By far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    I'd love him to get real deep in me.

    *is ashamed*
    i guess i'll be ashamed with you

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    I'm not feeling it for him. I think it's the eyes that nearly touch.
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    Crap! I already raised one son,damn if I'd try it again!
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    OMG but he looks like that so screw his IQ.
    You do not listen to him you look at him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Crap! I already raised one son,damn if I'd try it again!
    But she's not really raising her kids. They're just photo opportunities. As is he.

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    I think it is sick that Madonna is fucking some poor retarded Jesus.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    He's comparing himself to Jesus because he's fucking Madonna?

    What a pompous, foolish boy. She only likes him because he's fuckable, and she likes the oh-so-shocking combination of their names. They're both just using each other. I don't know which one is more pathetic.
    Oh my, I hadn't even noticed until you said that!

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    Madge is very clever that way, you know.
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