Another baby will get to look at Paul Stanley's precious face every day

**mrs.v** · February 10th, 2009, 06:14 PM

Another Baby Will Get To Look At Paul Stanley's Precious Face Every Day

Paul Stanley and his wife Erin have themselves a brand new, shiny baby with all the trimmings. Their rep told People that a baby girl slid through Erin's vagina on January 28th.
Thank the tongue gods that Paul and Erin aren't over the stupid moon about this shit. They said, "The KISS Army has a new princess and her name is Sarah Brianna. Erin and I feel truly blessed with the addition of this Star Child into our lives."
If Star Child is the new "over the moon," then I'm okay with this for now. It's about time stars get some time in the spotlight. That slutty moon has had so many bitches over it that it's time to hang it up.
I hope Paul's baby has a strong heart, because homegirl is going to have to look at that face every day. If she focuses on the eyebrows everything will be okay. Just focus on the eyebrows, they will save you. Seriously, he does have some ravishing eyebrows.
And don't you think Paul could play Teri Snatcher's long-lost secret mother on Desperate Housewives?

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**msdeb** · February 10th, 2009, 06:44 PM

omg lmfao what the hell happened to him?

**Sundance** · February 10th, 2009, 06:47 PM

Maybe he should have left the makeup on.

**Pippin69** · February 10th, 2009, 07:06 PM

Scary.

At least his baby mama is actually his wife.

**Novice** · February 10th, 2009, 07:08 PM

his chin!!!!!

**Let It Be** · February 10th, 2009, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by msdeb

omg lmfao what the hell happened to him?

No shit! My sister dated him back in, hell I don't know around 73 or 74. She met him at Paramus Mall, in NJ while he was hanging out with the rest of his band. Whatever year it was, he told her he was with a band called "Kiss" and he and his band were about to become famous, they had just "cut" their first big album. She dated him about two months and brought him home one time. he was hot. But my sister, being who she was, blew him off for some big loser. Frankly we didn't believe a word he said.

I suppose in the long run she made a good/bad decision but our jaws dropped when the debut album came out.

Ahhh, the good old days.

**Let It Be** · February 10th, 2009, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

his chin!!!!!

and his nose

**Sundance** · February 10th, 2009, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Let It Be

No shit! My sister dated him back in, hell I don't know around 73 or 74. She met him at Paramus Mall, in NJ while he was hanging out with the rest of his band. Whatever year it was, he told her he was with a band called "Kiss" and he and his band were about to become famous, they had just "cut" their first big album. She dated him about two months and brought him home one time. he was hot. But my sister, being who she was, blew him off for some big loser. Frankly we didn't believe a word he said.

I suppose in the long run she made a good/bad decision but our jaws dropped when the debut album came out.

Ahhh, the good old days.

He was seriously hot back then. Best looking guy in the band. Despite his...reputation, Gene Simmons had nothing on him.