Another Baby Will Get To Look At Paul Stanley's Precious Face Every Day
Paul Stanley and his wife Erin have themselves a brand new, shiny baby with all the trimmings. Their rep told People that a baby girl slid through Erin's vagina on January 28th.
Thank the tongue gods that Paul and Erin aren't over the stupid moon about this shit. They said, "The KISS Army has a new princess and her name is Sarah Brianna. Erin and I feel truly blessed with the addition of this Star Child into our lives."
If Star Child is the new "over the moon," then I'm okay with this for now. It's about time stars get some time in the spotlight. That slutty moon has had so many bitches over it that it's time to hang it up.
I hope Paul's baby has a strong heart, because homegirl is going to have to look at that face every day. If she focuses on the eyebrows everything will be okay. Just focus on the eyebrows, they will save you. Seriously, he does have some ravishing eyebrows.
And don't you think Paul could play Teri Snatcher's long-lost secret mother on Desperate Housewives?
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