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    Wink Brad Pitt's hot dog stand is open for business

    Brad Pitt's Hot Dog Stand Is Open For Business




    Bradley Pitt was posing at some photo call in France for THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit with his crotch door open and his Willy Pitt ready to party. It's Benjamin's button!
    Anything to distract from that horizontal landing strip below his nose is fine by me. Besides, Brad probably did it on purpose. He was giving his wang a little air since it was traumatized earlier in the day after St. Angie's peen-eating vagina tried to bite its head off again. It never gets used to that.
    By the way, if you see a bitch with their fly open, just tell their asses straight up! A while ago, some dude kept asking me, "Can I see your hot dog vendor permit?" After ten million "HUHs," I figured he was asking for a blow job on the down low. Just as I was getting on my knees, he told me my fly was open. Dumb bitch!

    Brad Pitt's Hot Dog Stand Is Open For Business | Dlisted
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    Opps! I guess he will blame being father of six for this one...

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    Yeah, no one ever walks around with their fly open. At some point the ridiculous and petty sniping gets tiresome, particularly when it involves vagina dentata. D-listed is so misogynistic at times. They're really starting to bug me. It's like reading a particularly bitchy high school sophmore...from the cheer leading team.
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    Man I'm glad I don't get stalked by the paps. I can see the pics of my pulling my pants out of my ass. The dryer sheet stuck to my ass. Food in my teeth and probably a bogey up the nose.

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    ^^Some of hte many reasons to never become well known. You just can't win, particularly with the internets.
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    when Angie sees this, she's going to beat his ass.
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    ......pfft....cocktail weinie......

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    What a horrible bastard he is! I don't see why anyone would even photograph this.

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    And no one had the common courtesy to tell him "XYZ, Brad! XYZ!!" ?

    People are just heartless and cold.
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    Are you kidding me? I grew up with guys and now live with two. I've whispered "XYZ" in public places more times than I can count.

    And I think Dlisted is hilarious. At least, MichaelK.
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    Uh oh, Brad is drunk again.
    Don't fear the reefer..

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    Why XYZ?

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    eXamine Your Zipper.
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    XYZ = eXamine Your Zipper!
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    Haha of course, feel so dumb for not working it out.

    Thanks ladies.

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