wow, a reaction... thank god, I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight.
"Working with Clint Eastwood was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime. To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation. It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition." - Angelina Jolie, best-actress nominee for "Changeling."
Except for the one who can't remember my name![]()
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wow, a reaction... thank god, I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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She should have said:
I already have one so give to it someone else......maybe someone like Kate Winslet that can't even seem to buy one.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Anna Paquin is the PERFECT example if you ask me.
Oh well, it's the only acceptance speech she'll be giving, so I'm glad she got it out of her system now.
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
You just know she Brad took a roll in the hay this morning after being nominated.
[quote=penname;1567378]"Working with Clint Eastwood was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime. To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation. It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition." - Angelina Jolie, best-actress nominee for "Changeling."
Translation:
Working on old man Clint Eastwood's limp noodle for hours a day gave me lockjaw to last a lifetime. To recieve a nomination from the Academy is my just desserts and had you bitches failed to recognize I'd have unleashed my child army on your asses. Those other hacks nominated with me deserve to sit at the Oscars and watch me win. If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy. Now someone call Jen Aniston and laugh into the phone!
I'd give old man Clint's limp noodle a workout myself. I'm sure Maddox made sure Maniston got a blow up picture of who got nominated this year.
She must have had that 'reaction' prepared for months.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
perfect!If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy.![]()
When you came in the air went out. And every shadow filled up with doubt. I don't know who you think you are, But before the night is through,I wanna do bad things with you.
upon hearing of the nom, she started the paperwork to adopt another child.
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
two... a pink one and a brown one
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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