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    "Working with Clint Eastwood was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime. To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation. It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition." - Angelina Jolie, best-actress nominee for "Changeling."



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    wow, a reaction... thank god, I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight.
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    Great for her, hataz!

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    She should have said:

    I already have one so give to it someone else......maybe someone like Kate Winslet that can't even seem to buy one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    She should have said:

    I already have one so give to it someone else......maybe someone like Kate Winslet that can't even seem to buy one.
    The Holie one having one only proves that they aren't given out based on merit.
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Anna Paquin is the PERFECT example if you ask me.

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    Oh well, it's the only acceptance speech she'll be giving, so I'm glad she got it out of her system now.
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    You just know she Brad took a roll in the hay this morning after being nominated.

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    [quote=penname;1567378]"Working with Clint Eastwood was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime. To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation. It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition." - Angelina Jolie, best-actress nominee for "Changeling."


    Translation:

    Working on old man Clint Eastwood's limp noodle for hours a day gave me lockjaw to last a lifetime. To recieve a nomination from the Academy is my just desserts and had you bitches failed to recognize I'd have unleashed my child army on your asses. Those other hacks nominated with me deserve to sit at the Oscars and watch me win. If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy. Now someone call Jen Aniston and laugh into the phone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post


    Translation:

    Working on old man Clint Eastwood's limp noodle for hours a day gave me lockjaw to last a lifetime. To recieve a nomination from the Academy is my just desserts and had you bitches failed to recognize I'd have unleashed my child army on your asses. Those other hacks nominated with me deserve to sit at the Oscars and watch me win. If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy. Now someone call Jen Aniston and laugh into the phone!
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    I'd give old man Clint's limp noodle a workout myself. I'm sure Maddox made sure Maniston got a blow up picture of who got nominated this year.

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    She must have had that 'reaction' prepared for months.
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    If I lose, I'll simply hump Brad at the table when dessert is served and show the world how to work a real Golden Trophy.
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    upon hearing of the nom, she started the paperwork to adopt another child.
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    two... a pink one and a brown one
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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