Bear Grylls named his son Huckleberry

**Honey** · January 16th, 2009, 02:19 AM

Bear Grylls, the fake survivor bitch who has that show on the Discovery Channel, has welcomed a new baby boy with his wife Shara. They already hate their child, because they named him Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls. Huckleberry. As in Hound. As in Finn. As in fucking Huckleberry. What is this boy supposed to do with that name? Travel along the damn Mississippi River and speak in a slow Southern drawl. Or grow up to be a pot of jam.
This isn't Bear's first time at the fucked up baby name rodeo. They named their second son Marmaduke. Marmafuckingduke!!! Yes, like that big ass cartoon dog! That is pure evil. These people have bear jizz for brains. Somebody seriously stop them from having more kids, because you know they will name their next one Boo Boo or Snagglepuss. I'm being serious.
Bear and Shara's first son Jesse is probably laughing his ass off at Marmaduke and Huckleberry.
DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT! That is the proper response for any kind of fuckery.

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**aabbcc** · January 16th, 2009, 07:09 AM

Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne

Where I live, Jocelyne is a girl's name.

**levitt** · January 16th, 2009, 07:17 AM

Yeah, Jocelyne is a girls name in my eyes too. At least the poor kid has Edward to fall back on.

And MARMADUKE? What the hell.

**celeb_2006** · January 16th, 2009, 08:13 AM

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**sputnik** · January 16th, 2009, 08:14 AM

lol i actually like marmaduke. and huckleberry's not so bad. they'll probably just call him huck anyway.

that said, i have no idea who this person is.

**Sweetie** · January 16th, 2009, 08:29 AM

I guess CPS should take his children away.

**sf_gossip** · January 16th, 2009, 10:04 AM

I love Bear and the name Huckleberry. I wouldn't necessarily pick it but cute. Jocelyne was traditionally a boys name in England and in the South, like Ashley.