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    Bear Grylls, the fake survivor bitch who has that show on the Discovery Channel, has welcomed a new baby boy with his wife Shara. They already hate their child, because they named him Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls. Huckleberry. As in Hound. As in Finn. As in fucking Huckleberry. What is this boy supposed to do with that name? Travel along the damn Mississippi River and speak in a slow Southern drawl. Or grow up to be a pot of jam.
    This isn't Bear's first time at the fucked up baby name rodeo. They named their second son Marmaduke. Marmafuckingduke!!! Yes, like that big ass cartoon dog! That is pure evil. These people have bear jizz for brains. Somebody seriously stop them from having more kids, because you know they will name their next one Boo Boo or Snagglepuss. I'm being serious.
    Bear and Shara's first son Jesse is probably laughing his ass off at Marmaduke and Huckleberry.
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    Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne



    Where I live, Jocelyne is a girl's name.

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    Yeah, Jocelyne is a girls name in my eyes too. At least the poor kid has Edward to fall back on.

    And MARMADUKE? What the hell.
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpCkhqJs2tc[/YOUTUBE]

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    lol i actually like marmaduke. and huckleberry's not so bad. they'll probably just call him huck anyway.

    that said, i have no idea who this person is.
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    I guess CPS should take his children away.

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    I love Bear and the name Huckleberry. I wouldn't necessarily pick it but cute. Jocelyne was traditionally a boys name in England and in the South, like Ashley.

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    I don't make fun of people's names because my own moniker is unusual, but those are very unique. Marmaduke is weirder than Huckleberry.

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    They probably call Marmaduke "Duke" and will call Huckleberry "Huck"

    Duke, Huck and Jesse


    Loved that YouTube clip -- HILARIOUS!

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    I guess they like cartoons with dogs in them. Surprised they didn't name the firstborn Scooby.

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    I'm your Huckleberry.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I'm your Huckleberry.....
    Damn you! I didn't even think of that.

    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked all over your grave.

    Great movie!

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    Silly names, but the guy is hot, so I forgive him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I'm your Huckleberry.....
    A Tombstone reference! One of my favorite movies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Damn you! I didn't even think of that.

    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked all over your grave.

    Great movie!
    Quote Originally Posted by Valley Doll View Post
    A Tombstone reference! One of my favorite movies!
    One of the greatest movies of all time!!!! Love it.

    Not me....I'm in my prime.

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