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    Question Lisa Bonet names her new baby

    I Would Expect Nothing Less




    YES! Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa , a hot piece of man meat who I just want to lick up until he melts into a puddle so that I can bottle him up and sip him throughout the day, said "hi" to a new baby friend sometime last month. Yes, I know that was a long description of Jason, but whenever I see a picture of him, my genitals do the writing.
    Jason's mother posted on his website forum that Lisa gave birth to a baby boy. They named him......hold your breath.... hold it..... don't breathe.... DON'T! Are you passing out yet? ...hold... it... here we go.... Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa!!! Seriously. Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho.


    Jason's mommy went on to explain the name, "He was born on the stormest, rainy night.
    so Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's."


    Those incense-burning, no-deodorant wearing, peyote eating, tantric sexin' hippies! Their son isn't going to be able to say or write his name.... ever. I can't even pronounce that shit! I feel like when I try to say his name, the clouds will turn black, the sky will go dark and the heavens will weep for 7 days straight. It's totally a rain chant!
    But you know what? It's still a zillion times better than Bronx Mowgli. At least Nakoa-Wolf's (HA!) means something. I shouldn't say that. Bronx Mowgli means something in Douchanese. It means "My parents are assholes."


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    That is one loooong handle to saddle a kid with. Good lord.

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    WTFF!?

    Oh. And that guy looks. Hot.
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    WOAH! thats the mother of all tongue twisters

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    You should never give your child a name it won't be able to pronounce itself.
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    The article is very, very funny!
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    Wasn't this a blind? About the attention grabbing baby name?
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    She's just trying to be edgy.
    He is rather hot.

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    I think I love that guy. I wouldn't name a baby that, but I might go through baby making motions!
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    Geez, at least Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor are pronounceable.

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    Can you imagine trying to teach that kid how to spell his name?

    On a side note, is it just me or does she look like a "street lady?" (Read that however you will.)

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    Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho.


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    It took me about five or six times to try and pronounce the last parts of that kids name. He's going to be THE scape goat, once he starts going to school.

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    Well at least he'll be a champion speller!

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