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Samantha Ronson is sad or sick or something
Nobody likes a sad little lesbian. When lesbians are sad, we're all sad. So this story about SamRo having a bad case of the sads, puts a frown on my face. Actually, I really have a frown on my face because it's Monday morning and I'm out of SANKA!!!!! Luckily, I have one coffee single and a Red Bull left. Mix those two together and problem solved!
The bitches at Life & Style say that friends of SamRo are worried about health, because on Saturday night she called all of them in a panic. One friend didn't really say why she called all worried-like, but they did say, "She was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong. She's been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep."
TMZ says that SamRo was shuffled off to the hospital yesterday. They say it wasn't life-threatening, but that she might have stayed overnight.
All this shit is so mysterious! What the hell really happened? Did she burn her tongue on HoHan's firecrotch? Wait. Maybe like everyone in Hollyweird, she's knocked up! That would make almost anyone depressed. Hey, it could happen! HoHan probably has a ton of stored-up jizz in her snatch area. So when she bumped ham wallets with SamRo, a rogue spermie jumped into SamRo's vagina and voila!
If that's not the case, then SamRo just needs to eat more coochie, tickle more coochie, hug more coochie, sleep on more coochie, smile on more coochie and laugh on more coochie. If she does all that, everything will be alright again!
SamRo Is A Sad Little Lesbian | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
It looks more like Katiebot.
She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity~Bitter's awesome description of K.K
"ham wallet"????
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Seems like bitched tweaker her self retarded and had a Britney-like moment.. put that glass dick down Sam and everything will be ok
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Did she burn her tongue ... *snort*
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
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I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Let me guess Exhaustion........
I love the thread title!
She's sad cause she apparently had arms growing out of her head in that pic. I'd be depressed too.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
i love Michael K
It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
'suffering from lack of food and sleep'
they call that a binge in my neighborhood
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Michael K is the most awesome, bitchy, awful gossip columnist ever!
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